Mikey D

He/him. Butter enthusiast.

[Mikey D @thatmofomikey]

@SYBIL1093343707 @RealTimeWWII Not now, Sybil!

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@mysteryvibe Are we ignoring the gaping, wide open charging port?

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@RockCandy54 @DavidKe39226593 @FindBreez Yeah, same here. And they're made from straight greenery, they smell like unzipping a ziploc full of nugs

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@angel_0f_deathx Love that for you

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@SpicyTangyish @chrispreperato @HallReports @WLBT Then you should have started with that last bit, because this is indeed their only option

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@sship37011 @juliettekayyem She probably agrees, though

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@huffandpuff @juliettekayyem @acoyne Don't you dare bring Kermit into this

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@kayyybearxo Put your foot on my face so I can tie your shoe for you

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@BradTakei @GeorgeTakei Same dude couldn't help using the word 'probe' over and over in the UAP hearings

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@academic_la @QueenMab87 Can you speak on when IDF initially released (and soon after, deleted) a statement claiming an air strike on a hospital-based Hamas cell and saying it was unfortunate Hamas would use civilians as human shields?

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@Pexchspits @NicoRey_5 @here_fortheride @oldtimenic @platformedboots She's prob just having a hard time choking down those overcooked words she promised she'd eat

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@angel_0f_deathx Didn't have a chance to even see the set bc the lip bite melted my brain

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@buitengebieden Doggo wondering 'Whose kid is this?'

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@BBCWorld Tampa mayor *reports* finding 70lb of cocaine, tells public not to worry about those other bundles tucked under a towel

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@inihelene If they suggest a brand that they just happen to display in their office, runnnn

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@twoseabees @inihelene I've actually never even tried it, but the joke is too damn funny not to drop now and again

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@OneTakeNews Really leaning into the heel persona, huh?

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@nytimes I get it. I'm suing a knife-sharpening service because I cut myself to the bone

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@GovParsonMO @SGFChamber Who the f*ck is WE, @GovParsonMO , you got a democrat mouse in your pocket? Everybody sees you, Mike