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I'd rather be at Glastonbury

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@BadMojo9 @leftsidehist How can an economy grow with a shrinking workforce?
How can pensions be funded without a solid workforce?
How can the elderly be cared for without sufficient staff?

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@JaneSmithDoe13 @abelhas_molusco @MrColton @blondemedSJW Then clearly they took nothing from Jesus's teachings

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@OfficialLouRR @Rod__Mason The breakfast clubs allow parents to get to work on time and also ensure their kids get breakfast.
In cases like these, it costs more to means test than making it available to all.

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@horizontalescal @PlinthBotherer5 In reality, HW was stabbed in the chest, puncturing his lung and severing an artery, causing catastrophic internal bleeding. As the trial of his murderer has concluded, it can be reported on

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@bedlaine24 @Dplanet That imaginary situation you concocted has no bearing in reality. Between phone evidence and Nowak's injuries, digwa still would have been arrested, charged and convicted for attempted murder

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@eddierandoux @Natasha_Brynn1 They're just waiting for the McDonald's to be finished and then he can take his seat on his gold toilet throne

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@_dunningkruger1 @nocontextmemes I wanted to love civ 7 but I can barely tolerate it. Every time theres a major update, I'll give it another try and manage an hour or two before giving up.

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@drchrisnewton @Strensalltip @Nigel_Farage Farage chose his words carefully so they were not legally actionable.
Farage's post yesterday was a dog whistle and is no surprise that it caused dogs to bark

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@Dirkblack @bushontheradio Is that the one with the model village of the model village in the model village?

Spent a good few minutes spinning out at that, felt like i was in an endless loop of model villages

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@F1BigData I like the banked corner. The rest though? Like a poor man's miami...and that track is horse piss

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@JOGOBONlTO The banked corner looked cool, the rest looks pish

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@Iclone41 @JAMvsJAM Did you vote leave or remain in the brexit ref?

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@MidlandsPatriot @tonydixonUK Everybody started celebrating, even going as far as dousing him in champagne.

Then he woke up to find that he pissed the bed

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@Carl0sAlbert0 @Danny_McMoomins Excellent, will grab it at some point

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@Carl0sAlbert0 @Danny_McMoomins First light looks really good, worth picking up?

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@ByzGeneral He bought tops all the way up, makes sense to sell bottoms on the way down

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@Crypt0L0g1c @CastilloTrading Possibly, could wick lower. Either way, a summer of chop.
Fun/infuriating to trade depending on mindset

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@RasberryRazz Its quintessential hank moment. The epitome of preparedness. A true master craftsman

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@BTCBreadMan Idk, saylor selling the bottom would be pretty funny