Bourreau des Coeurs

Pro Utilitate Hominum.
But also.. chronic googler, sleep enthusiast, wannabe digital story teller

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Sisi wenye tunajua June 25th lazima iwe holiday:

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Work beef is so unnecessary like just do your job 😭

[Ndong@Conslaw @Ndonglaw043]

You reported 250M at the Scene of Crime, now we are 65.3M, what happened to the balance?

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Please if it doesn't affect the nearby communities ,please set it up in USA!

[Eric Latiff @EricLatiff]

@ahmednasirlaw He spoke in Parliament. A space where he has experience and where he honed his oratory skills. He was not caught off-guard; he went there specifically to speak to this matter and so he was prepared.

Duale knew what to say, how to say it and what to mean.

[Carpe Omnia @TheTsarCule]

Mamdani said that 'Wantam' like he's heard it and said it before. He even had the index finger up. Hilarious 10/10 😂

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

As if they went to DRC via Kenya

[Dr. Miguna Miguna @MigunaMiguna]

Joseph Irungu Maina (JOWI) slaughtered Monica Kimani (in cold blood) as a chicken and stole her money. He was convicted and sentenced to death for that heinous crime. But tyrant @WilliamsRuto has, by fiat, commuted the sentence and ordered Jowi’s release, so that Jowi can help him execute more Kenyans.

It seems that Ruto is incapable of doing anything right, moral and accountable!

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

It could have been paid for by Satan himself for all I care.

Impeach him now!

[JESS? @Zuere]

Because nchi ni ya Mama yake

[Bourreau des Coeurs @thatoneaisha]

@ahmednasirlaw Oh hail the interpreter of Lingua Duale

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

Having Mamdani say Wantam is going to be such ammo...

[steve Biko osur @wuodosur]

His downfall will be televised live by @LarryMadowo on CNN.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

Trump paused USAID when he came to power and said, “Africans should handle African problems.” I wonder why the US wants Kenya, an African country, to handle their Ebola problem.

Tafakari

[Akal Simba @HonAkalSimba]

"usiguze Hio", "usiuze Hio", "usibomoe Hio", "usilete ugonjwa", "usiue hao", "usiongee hivyo"…

We are parenting a president.

[Sophie Mugure Njehia @MugureNjehia]

Amkeni.

Have you seen the National Disaster Management Bill that seeks to grant the president mandate to declare a national disaster, prevent movement from territories they deem to have those disasters and forcefully evict people there?

Ebola..Nanyuki?

[Prolific Talking 🐘 🇰🇪 @Mosescampton]

From selling all the parastatals in the country, selling our Health Data records, inviting criminals like Adani, issuing passports to Warlords & Finally inviting Ebola. Ruto Must be jailed after 2027

[Miracle Mudeyi @MiracleMudeyi]

Justice Joel Ngugi’s Proposed CCTV Evidence Guidelines in Republic v Njoroge & 2 Others [2024] KEHC 3710

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

Bullies in Lenana School walifungia kijana ya Sambu kwa railway line and forgot to untie him. They only remembered when they heard the train hooting while they were in class for the evening preps!
I hope they're still serving time

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

USA releases a travel advisory against its citizens travelling to Kenya - our partners indeed 😂😂