Scott R C

Papa, hubby, brother, working man. A window into my style of crazy.

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

@TopTierUtes 40 pass attempt minimum

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

@TopTierUtes There is clearly a top three - Bachmeier, Dampier, and Fifita.

French is too high, Bennett too low.

[Senator Dick Durbin @SenatorDurbin]

I am on the Senate floor to condemn the killing of U.S. citizens at the hands of federal immigration officers and to demand the Trump Administration take accountability for its actions. https://t.co/kd9HXi1rQN

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

@TJAltimore @AgleBagel Average attendance for 23/24 season ranks BYU at 26th nationally with 61,944, 30% more than UCLA. UCLA gets mocked because they only fill half of their stadium.

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

3yr: *watching animated Beauty and Beast, observes cherubs painted on the ceiling* Dad! Those babies have naked butts!
#dadlife #toddlerlife

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

REVEL Race Series Ultimate Running Giveaway https://t.co/sXfRZD9W3p

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Wife: I'm not going to get soap in your eye.

*Pause*

Wife: Well, NOW you have soap in your eye, you stuck your finger in your eye!

*2 year starts screaming*

#toddlerlife #parenting #dadlife

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Today's lunch:
7yr: turkey sandwich with all the fixins
5yr: turkey sandwich, but no lettuce, tomato... or turkey. Just bread, mayo, and mustard 😦

And what kind do you want, 2yr?
Peanut butter? Turkey?
2yr: No! Berries!
Yes, a berry sandwich.
#dadlife #toddlerlife #foodie

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Things my wife says:
Meat makes gross sounds.

#marriage #wife

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Working on spelling with 4yr. After she successfully identified C and A in car:
Me: Ok and what letter makes the aarrrrr sound?

4yr: The captain!

Yes indeed. I'm ok with her referring to R as the captain. Does that make me a bad teacher?

#dadlife #homeschool #toddlerlife

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Car ride with the family. A foul odor filled the car.
Wife: Is someone being stinky?

6yr: Not me
4yr: Not me

Pause

1.5yr: (quiet voice) Me...

#dadlife #toddlerlife #stinky

[College Sports on SiriusXM @SXMCollege]

After looking into the voting of the Championship match-up, it has been determined that @BYUCougars' @byu_cosmo is the 2020 SiriusXM Mascot Bracket Champion. Thanks to all schools and fans that participated!

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Vote for Cosmo!

[College Sports on SiriusXM @SXMCollege]

SiriusXM Mascot Bracket Championship

#16 @WKUSports vs #16 @BYUCougars

@WKUBigRed #GoTops @byu_cosmo #GoCougs

[College Sports on SiriusXM @SXMCollege]

Mascot Bracket East Region Elite 8

#16 @BYUCougars vs #10 @GoPSUSports

@byu_cosmo #GoCougs @NittanyLion #WeAre

[Oren Cass @oren_cass]

Thread (1/16). How is that our economic statistics suggest workers have been making slow but steady progress in recent decades, while popular perception is that their family finances are coming under increasingly untenable pressure? I've been working on this, here's my answer:

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

The kids had been playing the snow and, apparently, mud.

3yr: My feet are cold.

Looking down, 3yr isn't wearing her snow boots.

Me: 3yr, where are your snow boots?! Look at your socks!

3yr: Oh, they got muddy, so I took them off.

#dadlife #kids #goodplan

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

3yr: Hey dad, you have a big, FAAAAAT belly. It's a perfect drum!

#TruthHurts #painful #dadlife #toddlerlife #dadbod

[Sofa King Stupid @chUckbUte]

You've got to be kidding me. After all these years...

[WestCoastCFB @WestCoastCFB]

Who has the better stadium?

RT for BYU
Like for Utah

[Scott R C @thatonepapa]

Wife: It's past bedtime, so when we get home we need to get ready for bed.

3yr: Is the light off outside? (Has the sun gone down)

Wife: No.

3yr: Then what are you thinking?!

#bedtime #parenting #daughter #dadlife