سعد

shoutout to all the other first gen disappointments

[سعد @thatonesaad]

my parents went through all the trouble of coming to this country only for me to be depressed and bad at math

[Pablo Torre 👀 @PabloTorre]

James Dolan invited his friend Donald Trump to watch Game 3. In order to do that, they have to ban the organic, historically joyous parties happening outside MSG for fans who can't afford to be inside. Modern sports in a nutshell

["Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @BretDevereaux]

I honestly wonder who thought it was a good idea, on the anniversary of D-Day, to have a speech in which the Secretary's own ideology is set in metaphorical parallel to the Nazis opposing the beaches being stormed on D-Day.

[Syed Zafar Mehdi @mehdizafar]

Now they are not allowed to stay overnight on US soil and have to enter on the match day. Clear bullying.

FIFA must step in and stop this mockery of World Cup

[Robert Graham @robertgraham]

The picture on the left is from 2012 when the filter was broken.

The picture on the right is AI generated.

That's the issue in this Presidency, everything is based on lies, even the most trivial of things.

[Matt Royer @royermattw]

Because it took $13 million to make the reflecting pool do something it already did. Glad we could clear that up.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Video of Anna Paulina Luna in 2019 putting her hand on a staffer while shouting at Kamala Harris at an airport

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Hamawy served as a combat surgeon in Iraq, which we invaded based on lies told by Ari Fleischer. Hamawy told me yesterday that on heavy days of battle he’d operate on as many as 30-40 American servicemembers, triaging where he had to.

Ari bears significant responsibility for every single one of those maimed men and women that Hamawy worked to save.

Now to have the balls to link him to Al Qaeda is not remotely the most shameful thing he’s done in his life, but it has to be in the top ten.

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

Congratulations to Israel for outdoing the Nazis, who didn't even bomb historical sites like the palace of Versailles

[Etan Nechin @Etanetan23]

During a panel on settler violence, right-wing MKs burst in, shouted down the speakers, and stole the food.

Fitting that those who back the theft of land and annihilation of Palestinians with state support will also steal food in broad daylight.

[Praise @tufpraise]

genuinely perfect representation of the american mind. if you ignore the atrocities committed by your leaders they just don’t exist

[paris martineau @parismartineau]

the current director of national intelligence is a guy who two years ago received a trophy declaring he “Fucks Only The Young” at an (oddly dildo focused) event he organized dedicated to the conspiracy that Bed Bath and Beyond never actually went bankrupt

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb]

Their absence of self-awareness is a serious pathology. They just killed 3k civilians (really, civilians) and are complaining that their invading soldiers are facing some risks WHILE INVADING.

[Neet @neet_sol]

Mom: "Move out"

Boss: "Work harder"

Blackjack dealer: "Welcome back sir"

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

Muslims also marched with Dr. King but I ain’t showin up at a march that celebrates officials of the Saudi dictatorship. Dumb ethnic politics.

[Thad Dorsay @circle_tak3792]

Declaring June as “Nuclear Family Month” while defunding schools, granting tax breaks to retired people, canceling Dolly Parton’s reading program, and turning down federal grants to feed kids during the summer is the perfect example of his platform.

Performative and ineffective

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

Ok here’s the plan:
—win the lottery for Phoebe Bridgers tickets
—find a ceiling panel or crawlspace in which I can live undetected for four days
—$1 Knicks Finals ticket

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

It’s all talk. Just withhold foreign aid to Israel for a month and they’ll stop bombing their neighbors - instant peace, the Strait of Hormuz can be opened, and gas drops $2 a gallon. Israel has been, and continues to be, the biggest welfare recipient from American tax payers.

[Nick Kapur @nick_kapur]

The Trump Administration is prematurely dismantling an invaluable ocean monitoring system built at taxpayer expense that was supposed to last until 2041.

Because apparently climate change doesn't exist if you prevent scientists from measuring it.

[Jamarrius @YungxJayy]

This is liberalism in a nutshell; they will march with the war criminals in celebration of a state that is actively committing genocide and then put out statements like this as if we didn’t just see them embracing everything he stands for. They really think we’re stupid.