Christian Smither

Have a couple drinks an quit descriminatin' This has been a Smitty service announce ent

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

That's when you know you've found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share silence.

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@sircalebhammer @RonDeSantis @GregAbbott_TX Caleb stays hustlin 🤘🤘

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@SenTedCruz Shut up, Canadian.

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@BradHome12 Christ is king?
You don’t seem to be loving your neighbor…

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

When a journalist finally pushes back on your lies to your face

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@laurenboebert I watched you give a guy a handjob…
Next to kids…

Ya nasty.

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@LauraLoomer @StephenM Bro…
You might be uglier than @StephenM

It’s a toss up 🤷‍♀️

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@StephenM Go paint your hairline on, nerd.

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@FootballCravee @itsdeaann
🤔

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@WonderbreadMMA No pivot on her hooks or uppercuts either 🙃

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@ChudTheBuilder @Ghost_Snipess You’re a retard 🤷‍♀️

[Classical Liberal Caucus @LP_CLC]

MoSt LiBeRtAriAn pReSiDeNt eVaR!!1!!one

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@FLOTUS Yeahhhh
You and your son should both be deported

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

I deed nut sleep veet Jefree Epstein.. I deed nat meet my hooz-band troo heem

Stop say-eeng dat, or I soo you

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

George Lucas:

*hits blunt*

“What if the Viet Cong were fucking adorable?”

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I miss when goon meant low level mafia thug

[Christian Smither @thatsSmitty93]

@hollyxhawthorne Such a stressful situation. I’m never saying nuking humans is correct, but what would’ve been a good alternative? We keep a naval blockade going and starve the population? Or do a land invasion and have half a million soldiers die fighting women and children with bamboo sticks😞

[Isaiah Martin @isaiahrmartin]

Obama forever torments this man’s mind