𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷

life is too short to wear boring socks (she/her)

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

@Spotify @SpotifyUSA I've been fighting with your AI customer service bot for half an hour can I talk to a human please?

[Briana Mills, LMFT ♿️🏳️‍🌈🍉 @theBrianaMills]

COVID is still transmitting at an alarming rate, but the pandemic is over. 1 in 10 people are being diagnosed with Long COVID, but the pandemic is over. In order to meet the president of the U.S. you have to get tested, but the pandemic is over. Remind me what “over” means again?

[Ollie 🌟 @olliephresh]

I hate to say it but I’m happy that the OceanGate Titanic sub happened during the writer’s strike because I don’t think I would have been able to handle an SNL skit about it

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

If you have student loan debt, you should know this:

Every single House Republican just voted to overturn President Biden’s student debt forgiveness plan AND retroactively charge you interest on your paused payments.

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

@KylePrue

[chadstanton.bsky.com @chadstanton]

"Imagine if people in the US protested like this" THEY DID! In 2020! The police beat the shit out of us! You all were there!

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

Idk if someone already said this but Tom Hollands lip sync battle would never have happened if the muthafuckin republicans drag ban existed

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

In grade school I stood up in class and performed I Have a Little Dreidel, completely unprompted, and then went back to my seat like nothing happened. Pretty sure this happened in September or something.

[Dusty Chipura @dustychipura]

#ADHD question of the day:

If you were late-diagnosed ADHD or auDHD or autistic, whats the one thing you used to do as a kid where you were like "can't believe they missed that 🤦‍♀️ ...."?

[Carwyn @CarwynCandila_]

You rob us of our natural resources, you take away our sustainability, you destroy our environment.

Now that we are left to use plastics as the cheapest alternative because we are poor... you blame us?

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

Welcome author, content creator and our next category presenter: @johngreen 👏

Get "@TheCrashCourse" on his work TOMORROW on an all-new Jeopardy!

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

@aisle_nkelly Makes sense

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"young people can't buy homes because they'd rather buy big fancy TVs"

I am begging older generations to understand that televisions have gone from "a thing that costs 4 months' salary" to "a thing you get for free when your roommate moves and can't be bothered to take it"

[Kirsten Allen Archived @KirstenAllen46]

As we've seen over the past week there is no shortage of people willing to anonymously or publicly tear down the vice president. So since no one seems to know what she has done or is doing I'll put in all in one place:

[gayboy farti @gays1antw1nk]

deepfake of your mom saying sorry

[Amtrak Alerts @AmtrakAlerts]

California Zephyr Train 6 which departed Emeryville (EMY) on 1/30 is currently experiencing

[tay ⁷ .°•☆ @jamaischvv]

the whole zaba album is a spiritual experience but these transitions specifically made my soul ascend like I truly believe a higher power was present in the studio when @GlassAnimals made this

[𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷 @thatsallie8]

I feel like this netflix bullshit is about to make VPN super popular

[Ben Wikler @benwikler]

That’s why the New York Times headline said that Wisconsin's Supreme Court race is “2023’s Biggest, Most Unusual Race.”
https://t.co/z685bGNJzA