Coltlytics

Unofficial President @UTAustin

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Russell Westbrook

[𝙋𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙡 𝙍𝙞𝙘𝙠 @PistolRick]

FREDDY!

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@jahshpom Paraguay def supports a 24 team CFP and a 76 team NCAA tournament

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@jahshpom Can’t say I remember anyone from Paraguay ever beating Alabama under the lights in Tuscaloosa

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@NYCMayor You wouldn’t last 2 possessions at the Red River Shootout

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@NYCMayor You would absolutely crumble in an SEC 2:30 kickoff in late September

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@NYCMayor You wouldn’t last a second in the SEC

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@jahshpom watching Steph castle in the NBA finals

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@YoungChuy23 Can’t be the case since Israel actually performs well against decent competition

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@Vern_Funquist @Horns63 Wasn’t his first AB and he just won his team a super regional womp womp

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@OccupyLF @ljr_baseball @TexasBaseball Pretty sure you can win a national championship without rooting for our biggest rival

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@OccupyLF @ljr_baseball @TexasBaseball No Texas fan no matter the circumstances, should ever root for OU

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@GeorgeStoia

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@jahshpom Given ur a total dunce this is unsurprising behavior from you

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@jahshpom Unrealistic bc at what college ever are the hockey players the coolest guys on campus

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@BlueH0rsesh0e @TCUisbetter @T_Justin1 @GunsUpForever The football team has 3 straight 10 win seasons, basketball just went to the Sweet 16 and baseball won the SEC last year so are they really underachieving

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

@TCUisbetter @T_Justin1 @GunsUpForever 37 TDs to 7 picks with the worst RB and OL room in the SEC so yeah he’s pretty good

[Paul Reed @Bball_paul]

I love it wen I'm in a pool in I'm next to tghe bubbly thing it feel so good

[Coltlytics @thatsarbol2]

Sources stuck in the situation tell me after UTSA’s conference championship clinching win tonight, Gunnar Brown stepped aside and allowed all 1st year Roadrunners to touch the trophy before he did. The senior and friend of James Taussig is all class #Tausschamp #Taussfriend