HRSN

3 time survivor of drinking expired Yop™

[J. Mangual @MLBShotsFired]

Inflation is completely out of control, you can’t even take 3 kids to a Detroit Tigers game anymore without spending an arm and a leg! Crazy!

[2001 Live @25YearsAgoLive]

Lego introduces a new brand, called “Bionicle.”

[iconnorpop @iconnnorpop]

I’m activated

[artsartsarts @_artsartsarts]

cooking anything savoury

[光头医生迷妹（屠宰场） @BUTCHERY00]

ms paint tuna

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

da movies

[albert @albert12798]

Tap this to see the hidden message

[Grace @gracecamille_]

whenever a feel-good story on the news includes something about a gofundme it ceases to feel good

[annalise @gowonite]

first trial as an attorney-at-law and my client got 16 years

[Chardee MacDennis @ChiaraBlood]

"The only star allowed"not even Nolan dared to come between their love

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

him: “You better not be in my closet thinking you Billie eilish…”

me:

[Brody @britmebaby]

Heard a kid trick or treating at my house and he said “ugly ass bowl”

[fifi @fifsbo]

i’m hungry

[cory @coolmathgame_]

wife: please don’t say anything weird to my coworkers at the office party

me: why would i do that

[later at her office party to her boss]

me: i be drinking so much milk

[dawson🕊️ @d4wsonc]

karaoke bill was $600

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

And this "Pepper Pig" - you feel you have a friendship with her? She's real to you?

[Green Beret Nap Time @GBNT1952]

I still think this is one of the greatest videos ever created, and the fact that it is actual audio from a Presidential debate makes it even funnier.