caro❤️‍🔥

I think I’ve seen this film before… Nashville N3 & Indy N1🪩🦋💍🩵

[chelss @mrbbenchelss]

barbenheimer dunesday blah blah blah HUNGER JACKSON is coming

[grace @gracefishlove]

idk i think the elephant really ties the room together

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

whitney separate, angie k separated, bronwyn seperated. lisa barlow is probably having the best day of her life

[Meredith's Bangs @waterthose888]

my morning mantra

[sam parker @samprkr]

bro this is so crazy they didn't even get rid of the donkey 😭😭😭

[BSMillionaire @itsaboutben]

She saw The Odyssey was trending and said let me show you a real Greek tragedy

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

Trump’s obsession with cutting government waste becomes funnier when you go to DC and realize he pays the national guard to do fuck all 24/7

[amanda🔫🔻 @semperrgumby]

if not for woke, christopher nolan could’ve made a truly faithful odyssey adaptation by keeping matt damon as odysseus but replacing every other actor with muppets…excluding perhaps robert pattinson who already has a mischievous muppet aura and a pure heart

[Sophie Cunningham @sophaller]

so how do we save our farm land and stop all these dumb data centers?

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

can’t eat bread because it’ll make my mouth bleed. can’t eat vegetables because it’ll give me explosive diarrhea. can’t walk outside because the sky is on fire.

[mari ✿ @baeksophs]

green eyes 5’5 thick thighs

[aaron | #KENZIEFC @scholarcnt]

kenzie got that call her daddy episode booked, dwts stars saying they want her in next year season under her comments, and brand deals coming her way. KENZIE ISLAND

[LTHQ @LTHQOfficial]

Madison Square Garden, New York City, NY 08.07.26

[KHIARRA BASE @KHIARRABASE]

Jen and gal 🤣🤣🤣#LoveislandUSA

[aj @adfreebrowsing]

can we start treating the mitch mcconnell missing saga like the ocean gate submarine i think that would be funny

[chase @cfree94]

from this to this 🥹

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

just got off the phone with mitch mcconnell. he's dating margaret qualley

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time