Not Quantum

Arbiter of quantum technology and occasional shitposter. That's #NotQuantum

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@quantum_graeme Cool story bro

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@beffjezos @Neuralithic @martinmbauer @extropic Strange way to spell “student researcher”

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@ryanmshaffer Microsoft quantum is already enforcing a non-compete against a former employee in Washington, so that ship might have sailed in some places…

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@quantum_burger @IBMResearch @MSFTResearch @awscloud @IonQ_Inc Not only do they have non-competes, Microsoft quantum has been actively pursuing one on a former employee that moved to Amazon. People should know this before working there or any of the places you mention.

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While other countries consider the feasibility of QKD satellites, a genius in the UK realizes they can save money and time by just calling it quantum and hoping no one notices! Decidedly #NotQuantum!

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I was briefly concerned this would be about watching cats in a superposition of shorts and pants, but I can see now that it’s certainly #Quantum!

[Quantum Shorts @quantumshorts]

We begin #QuantumAtoZ with A - Act of Observation! Quantum theory tells us that the mere act of observation affects the object that is being observed. Read more from @orzelc https://t.co/H1IHE7IWay

[nick farina @nick_farina]

cc @ThatsNotQuantum

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Decidedly #NotQuantum!

[Mark Fingerhuth @mark_fingerhuth]

#NotQuantum Yoga. The concatenation of so much bullshit inspired me to host a real quantum yoga class at the #QML summer school 2017 in South Africa - we were 100% physicists & even had superposition and entanglement as pair poses! cc @ThatsNotQuantum

https://t.co/vIrPwp52aO

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@christine @calista @intel This sounds like the most rigorous test done on intel’s 49 qubit chip design to date.

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@preskill #NotQuantum unless it can turn my mixed state pots into pure state pans

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You heard it here first, essential oils, full of benzene rings that appear to be in a superposition of being a carcinogen(chemistry) and life saving energetic waveforms (physics)...#NotQuantum

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@APSphysics
@APSMeetings #APSMarch https://t.co/FtDPTqPsdp

[Jarrod McClean @JarrodMcclean]

Somehow the list of speakers says it all.... https://t.co/KsWvfF0DER

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You stay classy, Jerry! https://t.co/FwU9gN98VZ

[Jerry Chow @jmchow]

And using @ibmresearch ibmqx5 with less errors 😜 https://t.co/dTiFJeRS5J

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I am the one who measures

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@AndreasAtETH Indeed, as it fails to saturate the famous fuzziness-ferocity uncertainty relation! 🐱🦁🐯

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All cat states are eigenstates of the cuteness operator #QuantumCatFacts

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It seems weird to spend time making ASMR fetish video for parts of the machine they don’t make, but why not, #Quantum https://t.co/AFz1Bjvvgy

[Andreas Wallraff @AndreasAtETH]

Our students and postdocs seem to be rather annoyed by the sound the cryostats make than pleased. The video is nice though, looking very similar to other academic and commercial labs. https://t.co/BNjfAKBdrW