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[Grand Moff Snarkin' @MadcapMcQ]

A television show has
1) approximately 22 episodes
2) that are 43 minutes in length
3) that air weekly
4) every year

Netflix is confused by all four of these criteria.

[Brittany Hughes @RealBrittHughes]

Hey @Netflix: The first season has 10 episodes and you binge it in a week. The second season airs three years later with 8 episodes that come out in two random chunks six weeks apart for no reason. And by the time it airs, you've forgotten the first season anyway and it's not worth the time to go back and rewatch it.

There. Just saved you a crapton of consulting money. You're welcome.

[💗 @ma1ybe]

If fear could change your sexual orientation literally all women would be gay.

[𞋎𝑒𝑒 *ੈ‧₊˚ 𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐲 💍 @bylersstarlight]

***her body was discovered floating in the hudson river with a bruised head. open ur fucking eyes she was murdered

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Not exaggerating when I say the future depends on this catching on en masse. Kids, adults. Book clubs, silent reading groups. For the past twenty-five years tech has corroded our attention, intelligence and basic pleasure in living, and books are the key to winning them back.

[Joshipooo @izme_josh]

And yet the French have a decent rail system, paid family leave, paid sick leave, a social safety net, 99% literacy, a younger retirement age, higher life expectancy, and so on

[adán @Bleuberrydon]

Do the eliminated teams get to come back in a lalaparuza lip sync smackdown for a chance to come back or?

[Luiseatscomics @luiseatscomics]

My wife is so fucking funny dude

[Erin M @pfinger18]

Hey Telstra, I think I've found who caused the outage #neiltheseal #telstra

[raf @zoeyduatch]

watching the inde navarrette’s grwm for vanity fair and it’s making me emotional seeing her so excited and grateful because most celebrities these days just see these opportunities and gifts as everyday things. MORE NEW ACTORS PLEASEEEE THIS IS SO COOL

[rory @lovelysiths]

my fav doctor who character, but i feel like the fandom constantly overlooks her angst & suffering to further paint her as a “femme fatale girlboss” which gets on my nerves.

yes she IS flirtatious and reckless, but she’s also devastatingly tragic and lonely.

[𝗕𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗸 𝗕𝘂𝘇𝘇 @BoinkBuzz]

Zendaya & Tom Holland photographed at ‘THE ODYSSEY’ red carpet in Paris 📸

[predo @P3droHB_]

Girls, before dating, make the guy watch "Obsession". If he sees Bear as a poor, helpless victim, run! Just run!

[Sethy @Brizksie]

She'll grieve the life that was stolen from her by a man

[celi ✮⋆˙ @dayashlland]

are you kidding me??? his aura??? this man is insane 😮‍💨

[nina @ninagrewrites]

nikki was already kind to bear, he took advantage of her. now imagine bear was into men and nikki was a straight man. the men watching this film would switch up and be horrified at the lack of consent throughout

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[Mak @mak_aura]

We should criminalize pedophiles and pedophile protectors.