Tom Smith

Teacher, writer, historian. really good at putting grills together

[Tom Smith @thatTomSmith]

@philiplord and @chrizmillr. Thank you so much, not only for Spiderverse, but for THE NEW EPISODES OF CLONE HIGH!! Finally we see the morning after the Night in the Meat Locker!

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@CleanMikeGreen I'll wrestle you. That way you have 0 shit to get together and you can look good on front of your son while you kick my ass. #BecauseThatsWhatFriendsDo

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@CoolComicArt Superman Transformed. The one where he turns blue for awhile lol

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@Der_Kaes @katekraay @ExpertMilkshake Its because the Broadway musical Avenue Q had a whole song called Schadenfreude!

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@realDonaldTrump I hear you need a new Secretary of Education. For my first act, I would move to invoke the 25th. For my second, all student loans are forgiven, and for my third, I would resign. Y'all still have that "Mission Accomplished" banner?

[Tom Smith @thatTomSmith]

@mrmarkmillar @PauldMcNamee I have that! I'd have just sent it to you if I knew you wanted it!

[Jared Radford @jaredradford]

People need to understand, the next Timothy McVeigh is in DC today. His friends are either with him, or are in supportive contact with him.

The next Eric Rudolph is pushing forward in DC at this very moment.

This is the next wave of terrorism in America being birthed today.

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@RandPaul I have problems with you too. We wrestle now, yeah?

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@sferrell101 My kids will only eat McDonald's and Cracker Barrel

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People who don't zipper in the drive thru are the same people who don't put their carts back at the grocery. #society #socialnorms

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@sferrell101 It also screws up the order of orders the drive thru staff deal with, this slowing down the process for everyone #waityourturn

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@sferrell101 Like when you have two ordering lanes and one car muscles in front of you even though by the laws of zipper you should go ahead of them.

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@jimmyfallon I put bagels in the muffin toaster and nearly burnt down the McDonalds. #CookingFail

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@patlikestotweet Pat Trek: Voyager.

Neelix hot takes for days!

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@RandPaul Send em again though. Americans need help and you all are playing with their lives instead of representing them. I hope whoever runs against you next wins handily.

-A Kentucky Voter.

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@openargs if yall want a DIFFERENT Thomas Smith to talk about Transformers for an hour, let me know! #MTMTE

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@StarTrek I was a big fan of Stupid Sexy Orion and his Andorian pal. 10/10 would watch a Dragnet style spinoff of them solving crimes at the Mercantile. Or at least a Short Trek!

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@ZeldaMc @PoliticalAnt @bespokepost I uh... actually used mine to cut apples the other day. It was handy. :)

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@RichRatay I actually use your book in class to show students how things used to be lol. They won't believe me if its just my own recollections.