Tom Haworth

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

Really enjoyed #wesolvemurders, @richardosman. Concerns it would read like a slightly re-tooled TMC were unfounded; some of the supporting characters were reminiscent of Carl Hiaasen's absurdist best. Looking forward to the next one!

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

Hi, .@JohnLewisRetail - you've told me to expect a delivery by 1:35 today, but there's no sign of it. The order tracking on your app suggests it hasn't left the depot. The contact centre phone number doesn't work; the "queue" for webchat is endless. Am I wasting my time waiting?

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@MrBarryLewis Café de Klos, on Kerkstraat, does excellent ribs. If you have the option to hire a car / investigate public transport, Walibi theme park is top drawer.

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@altontowers Hi - Nemesis has been closed all day, and the app notified us at about 3pm that this was for "routine maintenance", so we will - thanks!

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

Hey, .@altontowers - there are an awful lot of rides closed today (Nemesis, Oblivion, Smiler) - are they going to open??

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

.@Mattm_Williams going back "Up the R's" on #drivetimedrama... #colonfc .@greatesthitsuk .@simonmayo

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

It seems unreasonable for
.@simonmayo to mock the top-notch sports puns of .@Mattm_Williams, only to preside over "Staining a Clive" with a straight face... #drivetimedrama .@greatesthitsuk

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@greatesthitsuk @simonmayo Not to be greedy, but any chance of tagging the Drivetime Drama onto the end of the podcast?

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@MrBarryLewis ...sorry if the theme tune is now stuck in your head. If it's any consolation, it's stuck in mine.

[TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) @TechnicallyRon]

I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

I suspect this passenger in Bus Stop, from Orchard Toys, is working on a sudoku. Hope he doesn't miss his stop, .@crypticcracking!

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

Hey, .@DisneyPlusUK, when will new Bluey episodes be released?

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

It’s been a season which has felt as though it’s lasted 10 years rather than 10 months; there’s even been a World Cup thrown into the middle of it for good measure, so I’ve taken the time to put together a thread of some of its best moments.

Hopefully you enjoy it. Cheers. ❤️

[Rachel Stubbings @RachelStubbings]

Huge production values + utterly pointless. That's everything I want in a short.

2 minutes of perfection.

https://t.co/SxX0mRyZop

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@richardosman The logical follow-up would be to test whether salt & vinegar stop at Dover vertically.

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Anyone else finding this chummy normalisation of Matt Hancock repulsive?
He tried to close down my local Lewisham Hospital. He's one of the disgusting crew who has led us as a country where we are now.
Ignore this creep. This chancer. No trials. Nothing. Then out.
#ImACeleb

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

@Alex_T_Smith That sounds promising! If your clandestine operations should also include a Mr Penguin soft toy (and a Colin!), I can provide a guaranteed customer.

[Tom Haworth @thaworth]

Hi, .@Alex_T_Smith - I imagine you're very busy, but wondered if there might be a Mr Penguin 5 in the offing? Thanks!