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[the2slice @the2slice]

HoW hEaVy Is YoUr HaMmEr?

[Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala]

Marvel meets The Office

The era of "AI slop" is officially over.

[Sigпalpеsтт @signalpestt]

Just got one of these off a jawa junk dealer. Just needs a new gas release valve, only 400 credits.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Jim Croce was like hey bro I wrote a song about how big and strong and tough you are

[the2slice @the2slice]

@Mike_McD5511 In the early 2000's we thought bland pizza and cold chicken nuggets was bad, kids today have to drink thicc milk

[the2slice @the2slice]

@thugmajesty7 Once got an absurd amount of canned tuna due to a class action with sunkist... I was not popular at work lunches those two weeks...

[the2slice @the2slice]

@SopranosWorld Staged shootings? I always hear this but nobody can clearly explain the planning stages. Is Trump planning them himself? His staff? In what world would any of that make sense?

[kay🔆 @novusluna]

Me grabbing clothes out the dryer without a basket

[shaurya @shauseth]

do you think genghis khan had a dashboard to give him operational insights

[President-Elect Toguro @PresidentToguro]

"Booyakasha! Check it! Zohrans Mamdanis, is you condemning 'amas?”

[dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism]

once in a while the Types of Guy factory does a limited edition original recipe orientalist whiteboy rerelease just to show us they still got it

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[gold star for robot boy @chasedbywasps]

I was just saying this to my pastor

[the2slice @the2slice]

@ZAXMainframe Well I'm reasonably drunk, for now, and I hope you live. Live your own weird, strange too-unique-to-die life.........................................bitch

[First Class 🏁 @1DJFirstClass]

Just When I Thought I’ve Seen It All. Never Seen A Nigga Throw A Purge/No Life Insurance Party Before 🏌🏾‍♂️🏌🏾‍♂️

[Duuguu @ArtDuggy]

doing this to my enemys peeholes

[the2slice @the2slice]

@k10mbp

[Maw @TheEbonyMaw]

WTF IT’S A LITERAL CHILD!!

Oh wait, sorry guys. Older woman, younger man. Nothing to be upset about. False alarm.

[KJ Crypto @koreanjewcrypto]

“God forbid a white boy get a lil motion Jerry”

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

Texting the poop plug asking how much for a log