Alan Bishop

Outdoorsman, Proud Canadian 🇨🇦 and Seahawks fan.
Slowly disappearing Off Grid - Success via Discipline and Essentialism

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@SatireSquadHQ @grok is this even remotely true?

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@TommiPedruzzi Where did you send it?

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Love this... Go Seahawks

[NFL Films @NFLFilms]

"Do you wanna be a champ!?"

How Sam and the @Seahawks became Super Bowl bound 🔊 @insidetheNFL

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@NickDiFabio1 KDP

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@trainofangels00 @Harry__Faulkner Great response Mike. I thank you for your personal vision. Curious - How old are you (I'm 56 btw). I wore my nations uniform & also competed under our nations flag. The Canada of today however is an entirely different one - far from the Flag that I wore with pride.

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@jurnigurl @NewWestTimes @One_BCHQ @Dallas_Brodie C

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@harrisonlowman Supporting a gun ban for legal and fully vested Canadians but yet supporting taking up arms against the US? Tell me how this is not lunacy speaking?

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@trainofangels00 @Harry__Faulkner Hey Mike, Articulate what that means today? Seriously, can you share one thought or fact about how Canada is Thriving?

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@TheWangman_ @MarcNixon24 Donkey...

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@brianlilley We have the biggest partner in the world who we share the largest border in the world & we’re telling them to go pound sand. Turn around - take it in the ass & say THANK YOU… the entire nation will be better for it. The “CANADA” we knew & loved is gone - it’s about survival now

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@trainofangels00 @Harry__Faulkner Donkey!

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@StacyRost All sides of the ball were dominated by the Seahawks today - Boy does this team look good. GO @Seahawks

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Algorithm. Connect me with people that are into: Music Outdoors Pacific Northwest Kootenays Full moons Sunsets Sunrises Seahawks UFC Traveling Technology GenX music Cloudy days Fog Autumn And all the beautiful things

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[Melanie In Saskatchewan @saskatchewan_in]

🎤 I Am Not Woke

I am a woman.
I am Gen X.
Which means I was raised on hot hose water, unsupervised bike riding, and the understanding that if you’re bleeding but still conscious, you’re probably fine.

I am not emotionally injured by words.
I have survived mall bangs, dial-up internet, and New Coke.
You are not going to take me out with a tweet.

I believe in equality.
Not the Oppression Olympics, where everyone shows up with a clipboard and a backstory.

I am a strong woman.
I pay my bills.
I change my tire.
I handle my life.

But yes, I still want a man who opens jars, kills spiders, checks the noise in the basement, and says,
“Relax. I’ve got this,”
while holding a flashlight he definitely does not know how to use properly.

That is not patriarchy.
That is foreplay.
That is chemistry.

Somewhere in the last decade, feminism stopped being about opportunity and turned into a poorly dubbed workplace orientation video that never ends.

Now everything is “toxic.”
Except the people screaming it on social media at 10 a.m. on a Tuesday with 14 pronouns and a coffee addiction.

We turned “live and let live” into
“live exactly like me or prepare for a 37-tweet thread.”

Disagreement is now violence.
Silence is now violence.
Looking at someone wrong is probably violence.

Everyone has a label, a trigger, a diagnosis, and a podcast.
No one has a sense of humor.
Personal grace is rarer than Sasquatch.

We replaced confidence with outrage.
Facts with feelings.
And actual problems with performance art.

I do not need a seminar to exist.
I do not need a warning label on jokes.
I do not need a committee to approve my opinions.

I am a woman.
I am independent.
I am emotionally stable.
I like men who act like men.
I like women who do not hate them for it.
And I would like to enjoy my coffee without being educated.

My wish for 2026 is simple:
May woke finally go to sleep.
Put on its little eye mask.
Take a melatonin.
Log off the internet.
And let the rest of us get back to living.

I am not woke.
I am awake.
And I would like my culture back,
preferably without a training session.

Happy New Year friends!
May this be the year we shed the cloak of woke for good and start living our lives as intended... Free.

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@new_era72 LET'S GO SEAHAWKS...

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@mistressdivy BoneTomahawk

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@KEriksenV2 Who is managing all the data collected? No mention of who’s doing this? Blindly giving your data away isn’t wise?

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@Prominent_Bryan Is my membership being refunded?

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@KEriksenV2 But @TaraArmstrongBC won't be there? As a paying party member I'd sure like to know what's going on. Even an email update to party members would be nice. Transparency is needed. @Dallas_Brodie