Ben Reynolds

Web design, vinyl records, fart jokes, often at the same time.

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

You KNOW there's a nerd in your life who would love the "Han shot first" version of OG #StarWars. Get it at @Change4GoodRM's Treasure House, y'all!

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@Oatmeal Yeah, but to be fair, it looks like La Croix tastes.

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I mean, I didn't WANT to open them until you told me not to.

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@stefispice Tell this doorman he can make double if he handles mine too.

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

I didn't grow up in Indiana, so I only knew him from Gomer Pyle reruns...and of course that one episode of the Simpsons. #JimNaborsIsWayCool

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@tinytoadstool Grrrl, are you Lady Gaga and you didn't tell me?!

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@haysprank My advice is, shake hands with an enthusiastic dog.

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@brianonthescene @Lot18 I am curious and slightly afraid to try Stefon. "This wine has everything! Twigs, jigs, the way milk tastes after you eat Froot Loops, MY SON..."

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@EdwardorEddie @SlackHQ But how else will you get 24 hour updates from @jessecarey about cringey church musical performances he's discovered on youtube?

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@stefispice Ben Reynolds: cute web designer...I guess it kind of has a ring to it?

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@simontarr I've been wondering about that. Does wealth, fame, and influence corrupt your moral barometer, or are these guys sleazy to begin with? All I know for sure is, I hope to God that Bill Murray & Harrison Ford don't let me down.

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@haysprank Actor, model, New York City socialite, AND journalist? Are you just regular famous, or super famous now?

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@tjdraperpro C'mon, Ubuntu! The ball's in your court!

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@RyanWrecker There are people who LIKE the McRib?

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@Kelsey_Volkert You're gonna have cat tongue for DAYS! ☹️

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

One of these people is not like the other...one of these people just isn't the same... (Thanks @asheragency and @JGfortwayne)
https://t.co/rlyUxnZZzd

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@AlmieRose That...is...bonkers. I want to have at least 2 drinks and attempt to watch it.

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@AlmieRose First, why do you have 2 copies of Sgt. Pepper?

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@tinytoadstool Was he slow?

[Ben Reynolds @theAmazingBen]

@RadioNikki I think your tree is drunk.