crisis🌘

she/her • don’t be funny around me or you’ll end up on my twitter

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

My skin is clear and my ass is fat ✨ today is a good day

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

“It is so much easier to sit in things and wait for something to save us”

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

We got in my car and he noticed my gas was low and asked me to stop so he could fill up my tank 💖
I definitely married the right one✨

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

I never feel more accomplished than when I’m doing good at my job. Call it being a slave to the man, call it a praise kink, call it whatever you want just don’t call me bad at my job.

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

Hip tattoos are the Gen Z tramp stamps

[jp830 @xjp830x]

Trying to figure out why the Tim Robinson show was canceled

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

That’s not magic that’s a dwi

[𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕍𝕚𝕓𝕖𝕤✍︎︎ @aka_ThaVinci]

#FreestyleFriday #065 “She Make It Clap”

[Ray @its___rayven]

PLEASE READ!! (a thread)
SHSU has decided to not allow students to walk across a stage at the 2023 Graduation ceramony due to "safety issues" (They are worried about people dancing on stage). Instead students will be walking in front of the stage. https://t.co/C0sXjVPwn0

[SHSU COE @SHSUCOE]

Happy Play Therapy Week! Read why Bobbie is becoming a Play Therapist 🦄
The Play Therapy program is recognized as an Approved Center of Play Therapy Education by The Association of Play Therapy.
@a4pt

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

“Nightmares are just unfriendly dreams”

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

@lackofadventure Get a new one 😈😈

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

“discharge” is such an ugly word. i prefer créme de la meow meow

[𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕍𝕚𝕓𝕖𝕤✍︎︎ @aka_ThaVinci]

Its my mf birfday‼️
#FreestyleFriday #repost #WhatsPoppin

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

@lackofadventure I hope all your breastfeeding dreams come true

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

@lackofadventure I’m just spitballing here man 😭😭 strawberry milk tiddy for summertime

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

@lackofadventure Run some tests, I feel like this could go well in execution. You can even change the flavors with the seasons. Next month whip out the eggnog

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

@lackofadventure You’ve gotta get the milk bags right, but have them go through a tube that you run up to the boobie with the opening at the nip. Bam milk and tiddy taste

[crisis🌘 @theCRIStening]

The way I panicked seeing this thinking they’d be sold out
But I managed to snag a green one 💕💕🥰🥰

[Giselle Ibarra ☾ @sincerelyart]

HALF OF MY STOCK IS FUCKING GONE AND ITS BEEN 16 MINUTES NO WAYYYY IM CRYING FR FRRRRRR 🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

you know your life boring when you only wear work clothes & bed clothes 😭😂