jp830

Latinx. Basketball. Nintendo. Healthcare for all. Fight for and cherish the things that give you joy.

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

when people show you who they are, believe them

[amir @blumenfeld]

I’ll accept these TERMS, but there’s no way in hell I’m allowing these CONDITIONS.

[jp830 @xjp830x]

@JohnchoVilla Ready for all the “fix is in” posts by NY and OKC

[Gesha-Marie Bland @gmgeiko]

Gen X was spoiled

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Anyone who’s anyone is on soda twitter

[and @spero1ucem]

girl I was seeing told me she’s just looking for fun. whats more fun than falling in love

[Blaire @transyapper7781]

Last night was an unfaithful adaptation of the source material

[tasman @lildorothy_]

you should be able to buy a sandwich at home depot

[shannon crave @shannoncrave]

to be crowned mexican...may we all be so lucky

[benevolent madeline @reglarwoman]

open carrying my smile

[syd @firebyjustice]

new matt johnson, john wilson, AND nathan fielder films all in one year what a time to be alive man

[fried rice enthusiast @talnottowel]

they say “speak of the angel” when i walk in

[jp830 @xjp830x]

The Susan Sarandon arc is actually insane lmao this show is too good

[jp830 @xjp830x]

The Salma Hayek arc of 30 Rock absolutely kills me on every rewatch. She really brought the comedic heat.

[jp830 @xjp830x]

Every once in a while I wonder if a song will hit me again like it did in my teens/20s and then something like this will come out https://t.co/e7tQ9yBN0U

[stunt @youainthavin]

you can burn all the sage you want ill b back

[Beau @thecharmingbeau]

It's ok to embarrass yourself in pursuit of making a beautiful girl laugh

[anii 🇷🇸🇲🇽 @aniiTweets]

Being a Robert Pattinson fan is so easy you literally never lose