Krista

She/Her. Artist. Writer. World traveler. Animal wrangler. Maker of Stuff. One-note musician. Reader of Books. Capitalism is cancer. Eat the rich.

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I wonder if Peter Frampton ever proposed to a woman by asking "Do you feel like 'I do'?"

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https://t.co/tRWgH2Eftc

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@Valancourt_B Lagoon by Alison Drake

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@SWAIM_CORP Sweet.

[Paperback Paradise @paprbckparadise]

Go to hell if you don’t like books

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My birthday gift to myself was a nice lot of #paperbacksfromhell. I suspect the covers are better than the stories within, but we'll see.

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@midnight_pals I feel like Patricia Highsmith would also have experience with orchestrating "accidents".

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@DOB_INC Petition to call them Xcretions or Xcrements.

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@UrsulaV I'm thinking a Scooby-Doo "ghost" or villain from the original cartoon, but that could be a false memory.

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@UrsulaV I snorkeled alongside sea lions in the Galapagos, and while that was a cool story that I'll tell for the rest of my life, I was also terrified the entire time that they'd decide playtime was over and it was time to have a taste of me.

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@Soren_Ltd Daniel does not look a day older than when he was at Cracked. What's his secret?

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@midnight_pals "Satan doesn't show up to his own summoning because, idk, maybe he was busy that night"

This is a great writing prompt!

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

I don’t know who made this meme, but they were both a birder and a monster.

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If I am ever responsible for naming a series of three things, they will be Arthur, Artoo, and Arthree.

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@UrsulaV Marvellous Scanfield can double as a bird species name.

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@Oatmeal Even though I'm familiar with today's word, I really didn't recognize the visual clue.

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@justkelly_ok @baddestmamajama 8-year-old me understood it when the movie came out in 1989. It doesn't require layers of critical thinking to understand that bad guys say bad things and trick people.

[Chester Aries @chesteraries]

@heathen_king @BenedictTown Just in case there was any doubt

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@mr_mxyplyzyk @ParSpec "Sew buttons on a balloon" is my Midwestern Boomer Mother's response.