theDIsrespectedmother

TeaPartyPatriot sine 2001, The governments duty is to protect the people- not run their lives, #handsoffourkids

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@itsrosesm Yes and no- hear me out, I’m starting to think Isreal is 💯 with mandatory military service…. Those hijackers recently didn’t stand a chance against regular Israeli citizens- “why you might ask….?”

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@lady_valor_07 Whipped cream

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@JackTradexx @mymomcare A lot of times delivery services will also promo $0 delivery fees for your first so many orders or the first month so they switch up who they order through. I have never and never would ask how a customer pays but red flags everywhere…

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@JackTradexx @mymomcare can personally attest to this- I deliver grocery orders from Walmart. There is one convenience store in Florence TX that will order 20+ gallons of milk, 40+ cartons of eggs, 12+ Sunny D cartons, 35+ packs of tortillas etc. He pays a $3.95 delivery fee (if that) and doesn’t tip.

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@TexasBigDave12 @otokyo__ I was going to reply- “everyone in the PNW” 🤣

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@mymomcare @JackTradexx My 2 biggest issues are exp dates and using a delivery service like Uber Eats to do your dirty work- I can’t say if they used EBT for sure but it is sketchy as hell.

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@JackTradexx @mymomcare Vic’s

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@otokyo__ No. 🤣🤣🤣 nothing leaves unless it’s going in my mouth!

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@ChastityCreates @mymomcare I can personally attest to this- I deliver grocery orders from Walmart. There is one convenience store in Florence TX that will order 20+ gallons of milk, 40+ cartons of eggs, 12+ Sunny D cartons, 35+ packs of tortillas etc. He pays a $3.95 delivery fee (if that) and doesn’t tip.

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@_brownie0_ ‘Lil smokie- too easy 🤣🤣🥹

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@Texas_Made67 My son and I just went outside to feel it and my goodness it was invigorating!! 🙌🙌 like a re-birth baby!

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

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@Chris__X__

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@Chris__X__ My son is coloring his pumpkins project in the lines!!! Woohooo first time in the lines- mom win, so proud 🙌

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@ojessie__ Nugget

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@GretchenPSmith Knows, but WE NOTICE! Mama bears are done with suicidal empathy and our heads are on a swivel….

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@GretchenPSmith Mom here) and the man does not once take his eyeballs off either my son in the pool or me. He never spoke a word to the woman or boy I’m assuming he was there for, just stared and smiled until I said enough and we left. If the intention was to skeev me out or more sinister, who

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@GretchenPSmith Ed cordial hellos, then she pointed at my son and said muy bonita… I corrected and said gracias, “guapo”- es cello no Ella. She got quiet and on her phone. She stayed on her phone until a Hispanic male came to the pool, maybe dad but at this point I’m shackles up as hell (single

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@GretchenPSmith My son and I were at our townhomes community pool in TX the other day. NO ONE is EVER there besides us. There happened to be a mother and her son, in his teens, mine is 5 but I was hopeful/excited… the woman spoke no English but I understand & speak a bit of Spanish so we exchan