Alexandra™️

crazy, man, crazy

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so stressed i could throw up

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✨girl✨ culture is advertising a regular length tank top as ‘tuckable’ bc we need to add cute little adjectives to everything

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

MAX GRAND SLAM.

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Do cycling instructors know we can’t understand a word they’re yelling at us?

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She really hits the ‘h’ in vehicle

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@onepeloton can we get a ‘cumulative/annual miles ridden’ metric? Or does that exist already and I just can’t find it??

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Really hope @JoeyB comes out in an actual bengal costume tomorrow night

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@Glad_to_be_Roxy I’m cackling

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@Glad_to_be_Roxy Neither agree nor disagree

[reb @rebmasel]

If you don’t use an Oxford comma you’re a psychopath I am so serious

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@sassbyrask Yuppppp I took this as a kid after my surgeries and I still feel like a balloon

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@Glad_to_be_Roxy Unfortunately I believe this

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'expecially'

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@Glad_to_be_Roxy Kramer vibes

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I miss when the news was just The News...we've only had Breaking News since 2016

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There's something about a guy posting on Instagram that just doesn't sit well with me. Don't you have a fence to build? (For the record- I've built a fence recently)

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@cars_and_chris That one is ✨horrible✨

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Something about the in n out drive thru in Westwood brings out a level of frustration I can't fully explain

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@parrspective Not good thanks for asking :)

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His underbite makes me irrationally angry

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I recently learned that Shaun White and Carrot Top are NOT the same person