Katlyn German

The next evolutionary step for humankind is to move from human to kind.

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

Twitter friends! I just quit my job to pursue being a full time artist. I do custom pet portraits. Please rt to help me spread the word! 🥰

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

Visual illustration of the Moco, NoVa, and DC people moving to Martinsburg and commuting bc it’s “cheaper”, destroying our housing market, gentrifying our neighborhoods, and then having the AUDACITY to be mad when people OD in front of their “luxury apartments”

[Daniel Gilman @danielgilman]

A strong visual of current population migration in the US

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

Does anyone else get 10+ “tweets you may like” notifications a day now, that are all Elon Musk related, despite not publicly showing any interest in Elon Musk burning Twitter to the ground/liking tweets/etc.? Seems suspicious 🤔

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

@spacekalien It looks so good!!!

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

@ForkOnTheLeft25 Here’s a toad I met at the river one night that was so chunky he had little boobies and butt cheeks 🥹

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

A random squirrel tried to run into my house today so I got him some crackers and he took them right out of my hand and we sat together while he ate them and then he just scurried off. Highlight of my year.

[Kolleen @littlewhitty]

Cards Against Humanity is donating 100% of their profits to the National Network of Abortion Funds if the order comes from a state restricting abortion access.

If someone selects “I didn’t agree to this” an additional $5 donation is added to their cart. 😂

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

@Erose70 @Eazy_c65 I looked into this when my apt at Fowler had a slug fall through the ceiling light. There’s no housing authority for West Lib, so there’s no one to actually inspect and enforce any safe housing laws.

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

Just sitting at work thinking about how much I miss my cat 🥺

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

@ForkOnTheLeft25 Great minds think alike, right? 😂

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

I have been attempting to befriend crows outside my job for several weeks now and today I got the same crow to return for pork rinds 3 TIMES and I’m so excited. This is a big step in our friendship.

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

Every day I fight the urge to dump all of my savings into buying a school bus and renovating it on the street in town because buying a house one day feels less and less realistic every time I look at the market

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

I saw Everything, Everywhere, All at Once last night and it wasn’t a movie, it was a work of art. Absolutely incredible, 10000/10

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

My mom was mirror shopping at Home Goods 😭

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

My cat got tired holding her leg up to groom it, put her leg down, sighed deeply, and looked at me like this… Same girl, same.

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

If you don’t tip your delivery driver, you suck, but if you don’t tip your delivery driver when gas is $4.29 a gallon you are actually a pile of trash and I hate you.

[whereisshe @gnyn_s]

I can’t stand this anymore.
#UkraineUnderAttack #SAVEUKRAINENOW #StopRussia

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

When I broke my phone only a few pics were saved to my cloud and this was one of them

[Katlyn German @theGermKatlyn]

At what age do people start taking you seriously when you tell them marriage, babies, and a big house with a white picket fence aren’t for you? So tired of hearing “you’ll change your mind when you’re older.”