Loli, Loli Sommelier

A bitter tabletop world. Posing as trash.

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

need a last-minute piñata? carton of eggs.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Went from writing a simple scenario to a full on dating sim for #pathfinder. My UML activity diagram software hates me.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Guess who's back

[big yeet................. @crushingblue]

I love internet jokes about there being a full-time FBI/NSA dude assigned to monitoring each of us but that implies a 1:1 ratio

It's funnier to imagine some well paid white dude in a suit reading thru 367 anime group chats with a pot of coffee and a tab open for urbandictionary

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

My weekly #WaifuWednesday tweet. Can't wait for Cyberdimension.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

A comedy where a friend buys me an inappropriate gift for Christmas.

[Paul Duane @MrPaulDuane]

My kid did an interview with her cat

[Laurie Voss @seldo]

Dear news organizations of the internet: never the fuck ever do I want to watch a video instead of read the article I clicked on. I don't care if it's related to the article or not. I am not interested in unexpected noise coming from a web page. Knock it the fuck off.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

I haven't bought a calendar in years, but I buckled for the Cyberdimension one I dad advertised.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

I have so many hang dry only shirts it's stupid.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Obligatory waifu Wednesday post here.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

@SlyFlourish My players won't learn their shit

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Me: let me tell you about this informative article I read in the economist.
Also me: so this hentai I skimmed...

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Is good at DM notes
Can write academic papers
Cannot write two lines of dialogue for a short fantasy story to save my life.

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

Cute girls in warm sweaters is my favourite aesthetic.

[Allegra Clark @SimplyAllegra]

Me: good morning
Fate/Grand Order: don't forget, we made your historical husbando, Leonardo da Vinci, a cute girl in our game
Me: GREAT MORNING

[Loli, Loli Sommelier @theHarrowedDM]

The number of people who forget how to read left to right top to bottom in an escape room is ridiculous.

[j @icytarotea]

So do you think the president is going to pardon the turkey this year or