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I have no idea how Twitter works. I think i'll just use it to swear!

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@hpea1981 it just so happens I know a man that can fix it - excellent hourly rates!

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@jimmycobbler blaming old ladies for you own bottom activity!Just looked through tweets to see you were stuck with bad guffs for hours. Ace!

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Just saw a man walking round town in shorts. Its January and freezing. What a complete bell end! #haveaword

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@prodnose haven't got a gavel but could let you borrow my black cap. Ignore anyone who says you can't use it, you're a judge,do as you want

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Florence is in desperate need of a large lottery win!

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Just been pushed room ikea. It sucked ass so much that I shat my pants!

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Watching the funniest film ever - Dumb & Dumber! #nicehooters

[Buggerlugs @TopTopPundit]

Man City must surely be regretting resting so many home supporters for this crucial cup tie.

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@hpea1981 that's true. Those squidgy man boobs aren't going anywhere

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The fat parent is on a diet. He'd better not lose too much weight as his moobs are comfy to sleep on

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@DamonLindelof does it have a better ending? #harshbutfair

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@simonpegg Who is he playing????
#nerdspoilers

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@PhilMorrison82 @geordiestuie34 wasn't much fun seeing stu's grinning face. But seeing his face any day is pretty bad!

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...Stores going into administration. They were always handy for a Swiss army knives

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Shame the Diane Abbott comments have caused uproar when taken out of context. Incidentally I hate Blacks...

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@mrrikki And the same amount of goals as the entire Crystal Palace team!

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Latest Transfer News: Liverpool have just announced the signing of Diane Abbott!

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There I was minding my own business when some fucker sticks a needle in not one, but 2 legs! I'm only 9 weeks old, i don't deserve this shit