The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.
And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.
Here is what they are discovering:
Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.
Then they found the grocery stores.
Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.
The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.
They finally understand why we do not have trains.
We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.
Why would we need trains.
The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.
Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.
🚨 JUST IN: Japanese fans are getting recognition again for staying behind and MASS CLEANING UP the stands at the USA-hosted World Cup, following their 4-0 win over Tunisia
Some cultures are BETTER than others 🇺🇸🇯🇵
"Japanese people have been cleaning the classrooms since they were little. They remember it's cleaner when they go home than when they come. I think it's very proud that it's being displayed in a stadium where people around the world pay attention to it."
GTFO with the 3rd world slop! They're welcome in America any time!
Thousands of World Cup tourists are falling in love with the things Americans might take for granted – having a blast experiencing what the U.S. has to offer.
“We owe America a huge apology, because America is nothing like what the media tells us. Everyone is so friendly, everyone is so accommodating, and I've honestly had the best time.”
Amazing to see all the eyes that have been opened to how amazing America is 🇺🇸🙏🏼
The media has seriously twisted the world’s view of us but everyone traveling to the U.S. for the World Cup has exposed all the media’s lies.
What do international tourists think of the United States? World Cup visitors have been going viral for their opinions on American culture — sometimes it’s a hot take, and sometimes it’s a surprising wholesome revelation. CBS News’s @JaredOchacher spoke to soccer — aka football — fans in New York City to see how they are enjoying their travels. #worldcup #fifa #usa
This guy summarizes the World Cup in the USA perfectly. They didn’t want to come here (Democrats) and now they don’t want to leave.
Wake up, America! We kinda rock. 🇺🇸🔥
A Scottish fan was on his way to the airport after visiting Boston for the World Cup, then basically said screw it and decided to stay for another match because he loved the city so much
An Aussie discovers Texas Road House for the first time. Epic!
The World Cup needs to be permanently held in the US. It offers the most for the teams and the fans. 🤣🇺🇸🇦🇺
@AuthorMJClifton As an Asian American, seeing how other Asians treat and speak about Black People are disgusting. They don't speak for the rest of us. Black people have gone through enough! I stand with Black people on this.
@GirlLikesABoy@Phillies Sure cause I’m next to the family marlins made it right and came to the kid and his pops not only that other HR balls hit were given to the kid after the fact.
@NoLifeShaq I understand, man. My oldest started 7th grade two weeks ago with my youngest going into 1st grade and his first year without his brother in the same school