Jon-Michael Reese

y’all’re funny

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but what about a whole season of drag race that’s just Kandy and Mistress.. someone would die

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@feeltheheath (bœrton)

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I JUST figured out what ijbol stands for..

..and it’s time to leave the woods!

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(button)

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chaotic queen

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please remember that if you put a pride flag in your establishment’s window you are legally authorizing a twink to do poppers inside. hope this helps!

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listening to Padam Padam for the first tim— oh my god I think I’m gay

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@LouisPeitzman tysm, this helped

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betting on Roman but really could any of the kids or Tom.. maybe even the old guy who is not Peter Friedman

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can’t wait for someone to say your numbers are gay when I watch Succession tonight

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the clock struck midnight on my birthday so I threw on this yin/yang crop and bee-bopped at the function like a good bk 🚬

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walking amongst tourists in Times Square I’ve developed a zen ease, access to a deep well of understanding, grace, and agility

but once we hit 8th ave I will cut you if you’re in the way

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just sitting in the park telling nyu students that I can’t be filmed for their project because I might be sag eligible one day and I wouldn’t want it to affect my standing with the union

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@jetzine too real

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20th day in a row of taking the MTA into Midtown Manhattan, one lobotomy please!

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@MadsieFlynn my gods man go home

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@SongAndDanceRN welp

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@SongAndDanceRN you’re a nurse, where do I sign up??

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@Will_Kellogg the thrust forward as she sends her belt to the back of the house and it bounces right back to her.. like