frank cappello

writer, producer, socialist // currently @zeteonews previously @levernews @wtfpod @buzzfeed @earwolf // co-host of // from NJ // mostly jokes

[Krystal Ball @krystalball]

Ironically it was actually @nickshirleyy who appears to have stayed in a sanctioned hotel on his trip while @hasanthehun obeyed the state dept requirements.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

flop era united states isn’t even good at WAR anymore

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

A trillion dollar defense budget and we’re almost out of ammo in like 40 days.

So the answer is to up it to $1.5T.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

hi dave portnoy i’m “the gay kid” in the video :) if i went to gaza i would killed by an israeli drone strike

[frank cappello @heycappello]

@stoolpresidente https://t.co/lXAUPSmHBN

[frank cappello @heycappello]

amazing that this so-called “journalist” began his post saying he was “almost taken hostage,” then at no point did he describe almost being taken hostage

never seen such instantaneous self-discrediting. bravo, nick 👏🏼

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 I was almost taken hostage in Cuba...
I went to Cuba to document the humanitarian crisis and show life under 60+ years of communism and now amid the US blockade. Once I landed, they seized all my cameras except my iPhone and had intelligence agents following me all day until my security noticed their spies tailing us to the hotel where they waited all night for us to come down.

Under communism there is no free speech, and those who show the reality or speak up are imprisoned. Me going without a planned Cuban government guide nearly got me and my security taken hostage or imprisoned.

The situation in Cuba is much worse than anyone knows.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

they’re calling it the most dork ass policy position of 2026

[Tom Cotton @SenTomCotton]

Marijuana today is much more potent than just ten or twenty years ago, leading to increased psychosis, anti-social behavior, and fatal car crashes. Arkansans don’t want more dangerous drugs obtained more easily. A change to marijuana’s drug classification is a step in the wrong direction.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

A roomful of billionaires took up a collection to fund a blog that would make fun of college students, defend Israel, and patronize the sensibilities of not-very-bright but very rich boomers. One of those boomers then bought it for $150 million and also bought tiktok and much of the rest of the media.

Good for you, but please spare us the parade.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

i had more people show up for a sketch show i did in college

[Jake Traylor @jake__traylor]

Turning Point USA seems to have misestimated crowd size for Vance. Akins Ford Arena less than 25% filled for the vice president.

[Matt Stoller @matthewstoller]

Amazing that Dems have a stronger stance on Hasan Piker than the war on Iran.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

You will laugh and laugh and laugh and then subscribe to https://t.co/SyJd2TiF6V

Our fake Democratic Party consultant @heycappello is back, with his hilarious plan for the 2028 presidential primaries and a client hunt:

[frank cappello @heycappello]

adding one more angle, which is that the lion is an unwavering defender of israel

[frank cappello @heycappello]

@HBO you should do a show called Meal Time With Bill Rawr. It's about a lion named Bill who eats a gazelle live every Friday night.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

my only update to this pitch is that every time bill finishes eating he then blames the younger generation of lions for destroying all of jungle society even though they’re only like 35 years old

[frank cappello @heycappello]

nothing says “we’re serious about combating antisemitism” than having the audience vote for their favorite antisemite a lá American Idol

[StopAntisemitism @StopAntisemites]

2025 Antisemite of the Year top 3 finalists:

👉 Tucker Carlson
👉 Bryce Mitchell
👉 Stew Peters

Vote through December 19th and help determine the 2025 Antisemite of the Year.

https://t.co/Z03ndvmDmY

[frank cappello @heycappello]

“former candidate” in the bio lol

[Maria Danzilo @Maria4Dist6]

Zohran’s appointments just show how unserious and immature he really is. It’s like he is intentionally building a fright house filled with grifters, lobbyists and paid activists, all of whom agree with his anti-semitism, anti-private property, anti-public safety, anti-growth , anti-education and anti-opportunity stances. He isn’t even trying to give voice to any alternative viewpoints. It may look good on paper to the radical children in charge to have the entire left flank on zoom calls, but this is not how to run an effective government in the real world.

Extremism won’t work in NYC.

We can thank @GovKathyHochul @TishJames for this.

@OneCityRisingNY

[frank cappello @heycappello]

subscribe to @zeteo_news if you enjoy news coverage that enrages Ted Cruz

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Mamdani argues for the government seizing the means of production in society. That is Marxism.

Mamdani is not a socialist.

He is a Marxist.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

hey rikki just fyi, working for the new york post instantly disqualifies your opinion on this

[Rikki Schlott @RIKKISCHLOTT]

No exaggeration, I have never seen a less gracious victory speech than Mamdani's.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

NEW: We asked NYC voters to summarize the Democrats in one word. Their response? "Nothing."

But Zohran, AOC, Bernie: "They're offering something. They're not just running against the right."

New voters say @ZohranKMamdani has a real message, and that affordability hits home.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

imagine paying $150 million to book kushner and witkoff

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

Watch the extended @60Minutes interview with @jaredkushner and @SteveWitkoff right here:

https://t.co/ByXr3IiLO7

[Zeteo @zeteo_news]

"Here's a chance to tell her story in her words. And of course, launder her image and make a sh*t ton of money."

In the newest satirical video from Zeteo's @heycappello, the ghostwriter of Kamala Harris' new book shares his secrets for writing a bestselling political memoir.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

Say it with me: we would not be seeing this authoritarian censorship takeover in the United States, had both parties, the media and elite institutions not already greased the path with the muzzling of speech on Palestine.

[frank cappello @heycappello]

join our editor-in-chief for a friendly conversation with the billionaire owner of a US military contractor right before she sells our news outlet to the son of the world’s 2nd richest man

and don’t forget - think for yourself!

[The Free Press @TheFP]

Join Bari Weiss live in D.C. on October 8 for a conversation with Anduril’s co-founder Palmer Luckey on America’s fight for the future. https://t.co/NYLdmbZoOJ