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[John Wicker Park @phonybone]

It’s anti art when your girlfriend goes to the bathroom during a movie you like and says you don’t have to pause it

[BFrog @BFrog__]

yo meando a mi amigo porque su ligue era una bruja y nos convirtió en salchichas

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

after all them years of calling dude sleepy joe is CRAZY

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

George Lucas in his new museum

Opening this September

(via @voguemagazine)

[Gait Analyst @gaitanalyst]

The Pope just allied with Anthropic. The arc of history is long but it bends towards Warhammer 40K.

[ZALS @ZalsNG]

Never knew abt this thing. Immediate top 5 animal. wow holy moly. Amazing

[R/GA @RGA]

The clients have signed off on the idea. Now add a new stakeholder who hasn't seen anything but holds all the power.

[Shadz @Shadzey1]

Tearing down the language barrier was the best thing to ever happen to this app.

I’m never leaving lmao

[Real Jose Galvan 🇺🇸 @Jose_Galvan]

“He’s looking for the ketchup. Tell him it’s there and when he can’t find it, walk over and when you open the fridge the bottle will slide down from the secret compartment”

[jurb @theJoshUrban]

@pants Some of these just hit a unique note. This one had me chuckling outloud and there's really not a single way to explain it to anyone else. So dumb, so smart

[Trevor Stibbe @Stibbs30]

There's a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo named Harambe. That's without a doubt the coolest name I've ever heard for an animal

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Every time I really get along with someone

[Ballislife.com @Ballislife]

Wemby blocks Ant while his other arm is being held by Gobert

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Will Smith eating pasta is now the official benchmark for AI progress.

This is actually insane.

[jurb @theJoshUrban]

@tekbog A good 10% of my brain memory is devoted to a game I haven't played in 15 years. It whispers to me in the night, but I know there's nothing to return to..