Mark Thayer

I'm a 39 year old male with a family, a job and a heart of gold plated generic filler metals.

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Back on the X and oh boy are my arms tired.

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@SalVulcano It’s catholic guilt in fast food form

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@davestonecomedy couldn’t sleep and a bit down so I listened to one of my favorite comedy albums and belly laughed my wife awake.

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Just got my new favorite hoodie from one of my favorite comedians @davestonecomedy @BoogieMnstrPod #davestone #comedy

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@davestonecomedy hey man, about to order a hoodie from ya. Not sure what size to order. What brand are they printed on?

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I thought Elon ,was actually a great host for Saturday night live

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@RyanEatsLyons I purchased 365 a while back and I’m seeing profit, but from a joke. I don’t wanna see anyone invest too much…

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Wow the Oscars just sped through the “In Memoriam” segment like they were an advertisement for stool softeners. Pretty disrespectful and tasteless if ya ask me.. #Oscars2021 #oscars

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@RyanEhrmantrout Totally agree!

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@TayZonday Hay Zonday

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@JoeTurquoise No Country for Old Men, Birdman, Agro

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Imagine if we placed just one more letter in the alphabet?......

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@davestonecomedy my best pal @aJosiahCarlson had ya send my a birthday cameo! Thanks man really made the day a good one! Got while listening to the latest @BoogieMnstrPod on a road trip to the Oregon coast!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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@JoeTurquoise Since birds aren’t real I think that his good looks put him at a higher risk for a closer watch...

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@adultswim Not very long it seeps out through my fingers...

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@JosephPera I have been watching your show a lot lately. It’s one of my favorites and give me great joy and comfort. You’re a brilliant writer, actor and comedian. Thank you for always making my day a bit brighter!

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I just entered to win The Weeknd tickets from @1031KCDA! https://t.co/D2w0h1USQx

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@RyanEatsLyons I got the 12 mini and love it.

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@BQQuinn Heck ya! I have the same theremin!!! Dimond BQ on the waves!