Ralph

you give good hugs and you're great to work with

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

Fuck this

[Duane Gang @duanegang]

The latest salvo. New GOP-backed bills would give House and Senate speakers, governor power to appoint majority of the boards overseeing Nashville's airport and its sports venues. https://t.co/BI9xRAbhLD via @tennessean @SandyMazza

[NPR @NPR]

In-N-Out Burger is "double-doubling" down on growing its business, announcing it would open new locations in Tennessee, the farthest east the company has ever gone. https://t.co/BCtwLDDJzD

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

if this is really it imma find my wife and head to pf changs

[wint @dril]

so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

[Kirsten Fiscus @KDFiscus]

It's time for early voting! 🗳️

Don't know who's running?
Don't understand what those amendments are about?
Do you know where you can vote?

@Tennessean's got you!

Check this handy link for all that information: https://t.co/5vrhhUuh8P

[NPR @NPR]

my 3 remaining brain cells are so mad rn
https://t.co/QsOKqRIelW

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

This is just actual Bakersfield

[TKs-Mantis @TKsMantis]

Fallout: Bakersfield
Yes, please.
From Saur X / Red888guns / Alexander Berezin

[TKs-Mantis @TKsMantis]

Fallout: Bakersfield
Yes, please.
From Saur X / Red888guns / Alexander Berezin

[Jeff Gerstmann @jeffgerstmann]

Beyond proud to announce that one of the new Assassin’s Creed games is set in my garage. Players will have to stab me and then steal a trove of Japanese horse racing games for the Super Famicom.

[Will Martin @mrwillmartin]

Heat (1995) // My Dad Eating a Peach (2022)

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

Hey if you're one of those people who drops vile, malicious shits at an airport, please at least report to someone to get the toilet unclogged. You can pretend it was someone else. I just don't want to gag on an empty stomach at 6am.

Thanks.

[Gene Park @GenePark]

Hospital staff read my Kirby obituary and were shocked. They did not know Kirby the Nintendo character and my twitter face was named after a historic DC-based civil rights attorney.

This is one of my favorite pieces I’ve done. And it’s local!

https://t.co/YaIC1w8ELJ

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

The Totoro wikipedia article is pretty crazy.

[David Gardner @byDavidGardner]

I don’t know, man, maybe some dudes from the 1700s who owned people and would be mystified by the sight of a dishwasher weren’t right about everything in perpetuity

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

@xNyquill 🤢🤢🤢

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

@Chihuahuadood1e Absolutely too kind here

"Hey quick question, why isn't this a long term sub pay rate?" Gettem!

[Rep. Gloria Johnson @VoteGloriaJ]

TN Senator says Hitler made something of himself after being homeless & you can too. I’m going to have to apologize to the universe for this guy. Hey @MeidasTouch not a single day passes without TN GOP embarrassing the hell out of our state.😬 @meiselasb @meidasjordy @BMeiselas

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

Wordle 281 5/6*

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Wordle woke up and chose violence

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

Bachelorette spoilers

I mean, it's a good format change. Really a great solution. Sucks to be #3 that gets eliminated.

[Ralph @theNinthRalph]

Wordle 268 2/6*

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This feels like wordle apologizing for ruining the streak with real bs