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From imgur to Twitter, because I've got opinions on the failures of humanity to do something as simple as the task of 'love one another'.

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@SandraNH5 @vanguze @NRO Fred Rogers wanted people to love and accept themselves without harming others to do it.

Transitioning helps those people love and accept themselves and their transition harms no one.

Ergo. Mr. Rogers would be for it.

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@SandraNH5 @vanguze @NRO Satan is a swell guy. We've reconciled and I have tea with him every Thursday.

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@BakedTurboFlash @LeadingReport Bruh

You're defending a child rapist what the hell is wrong with you.

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@BreannaMorello Oh good. The police shot someone who deserved to die for once.

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@Rapidsloth_ @LeadingReport That's literally not happening you trout. Making sure they have a safe place to learn and explore without being murdered is not the same as pressuring them.

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@BreannaJoMorga1 @DenverChannel @Denver7Traffic I prefer people turn when they feel safe. If they feel safest waiting for green that is acceptable.

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@Cat2222F @Kathi_Waller1 @ABC7 Cause the measles vaccine eradicated measles you walnut.

Then anti vaxxers popped up and said no.

Now Measles is making its comeback tour.

Don't be dumb.

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@GO_HAWKS72 @MAGAmutiny @LeadingReport I agree. Remove blatant heterosexuality from the classroom.

I don't care if you're heterosexual. just keep it out of sight.

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@ogchabzo @Dexerto Seems pretty self explanatory.

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@MAGAmutiny @LeadingReport Reducing child suicide by normalizing the existence of their immutable characteristics and helping them realize they are normal just the way they are and that they deserve to live safely and happily is disturbing?

Damn.

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@barryallen00 @ColorMeCleo7 @conspiracynews_ @NBCNews "They" can also be ungendered singular as well as plural. This isn't even supposed "woke" it's just English grammatical structure that one learns in fifth grade.

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@Rightanglenews @benshapiro Don't you drag me into this. I recognize LGBT marriages as valid.

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@LauraLoomer @Verizon Or it was a Solar flare or coronal mass ejection. Which scientifically is known to happen because the sun is a gigantic ball of energy y'all were piggybacking off of for billions of years.

But yeah. Sure. A human did it.

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@nicksortor Just tag me next time bro. No big deal.

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@fjd1313 @SuzieSeeksTruth @rawsalerts Even on the street. Prevailing advice is to NOT move someone who is injured.

Keep them calm, immobile and secure the scene and notify emergency responders.

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@Fr4ggyy @MalevolentAstra Thankfully trans women aren't pretending to be women. But I get it, you just hate women.

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@CreepyOrg The story is true but that second picture is the crypt keeper.

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@Bubba321B @benshapiro Marriage doesn't entitle you to sex.

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@RepMTG The US is built on immigration and it's legacy was supposed to be that of a place where people could flee to find a better life.

Republicans shit on that in the name of racism. Good day.