“Burritos are expensive gonna vote for communism”
This isn’t how a voter thinks.
They’re thinking “I can barely afford anything and you’re mocking me for it”
Guy in front of me on the plane yesterday, probably 6'5", 280, meathead, covered in tats. Four-hour flight. Scrolling through the seatback TV, he finally picks Sandlot. Watches the entire thing, doesn't smile or look away once.
The credits roll, The End.
Bro presses "Play Again." Watches Sandlot again. The Jet steals home (for the second time) right as the seatbelt sign goes off at the arrival gate. No phone, no e-mail, no music. Just back-to-back Sandlots from ATL to Boise.
Unbelievable energy.
I shoved a piece of crayon up my nose as a kid and had to go to the hospital to get it removed. A nurse tried giving me a coloring book and crayons for being a good boy and my dad said "don't give that retard anymore crayons"
i arrive to your pool party, wearing goggles i brought from home, ready to enter the pool - i bring no treat to share, no verbal greeting. this is about access to a pool for me