mash🏳️‍⚧️

can anyone tell me how many toes a fish has

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

criminalize heterosexuality 2027

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

crowd surfers might be my favorite like subcategory of person

[Neo ♣️🍳 @madaleoyuri]

you go play a song on a rhythm game and then you start feeling itchy in places you didn’t even know existed

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

I go to the thrift store and I say “Hello may I have one second hand item please.” and they say “No we are mormon.”

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

I go to the chocolate milk store and i say “Hello may I have one (1) chocolate milk please.” and they ask if I’m an enemy of the state

[herp of the day @herpsoftoday]

not sure people are quite understanding how big these guys are

[𝔧𝔬𝔰𝔢 ໒꒱ @millnero0]

i manifest to randomly find a untouched cigarette pack on the floor in the near future

[feefee @fawnpilled__]

we need a godzilla movie where he has his dick out #takegodzillasdickout

[bendy 🩷🤍🧡 @bendywendybitch]

thinking about the public library. i fucking love the public library. you can just go there and they don’t even want your money and they let u read books like. for free. fucking love it there.

[jaiden @dempstrr]

things to say to a trans woman
-do you need $20?
-here's $30
-do you need more money?
-here, take $50
-let me grab the tab for you today
-take this cash, treat yourself to something nice
-you deserve a little extra cash today, here you go

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

i go to the shark store and i say "Hello may I have one(1) shark please" and they start calling me slurs

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

i hate that i cant see the stars

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

we lowkey exist to get drunk and smoke a cigarette like that's our purpose

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

misery

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I used to thinks scurvy would be a much larger problem in my life

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

@TubbyAlert you spoke to a younger, foolish me. I have come to understand the truth of these things. my schoolwork will leave me, whether I do it or not. tequila, however, will stay with me long past this night.

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

doing all my schoolwork for the week last minute when I should be drinking unreasonable amounts of liquor. this is fucked up.

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

look dude, I get that you're showing me the champion of light, that's cool. the problem is, all I'm about to show you is the herald of darkness. I don't make the rules.

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

cavemen in 2026 saying shit like “i need to charge my spear”

[mash🏳️‍⚧️ @thePervertWoman]

"Everyone pair up with someone next to you" yeahyeahcoolsure just one question, fuck you i am going to kill myself