Zoe Brown

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@ByAnyNeens txt me loser

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

I would give my left boob for Reese Witherspoon's skin

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

'I have tremendous respect for women and the many roles they serve that are vital to the fabric of our society & our economy.' Donald Trump

[College Probs @CollegeGirIProb]

Why do people ask "how was class?" like class was class. I would rather be sipping a margarita on a boat eating donuts, but here I am.

[College Probs @CollegeGirIProb]

Ever since college, that spongebob episode where he has to write an essay and ends up burning his house down to escape it is too relatable.

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

I love you #ThisIsUs

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

#uscselfie

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

Thanks @omaze! I just entered to join Kristen Bell for lunch and a move-in day with PATH! https://t.co/rZ8nMU0L3M

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

"If Brittany Spears can get through 2007, you can get through this" - my boss

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@ByAnyNeens "She's such a white gangsta" - My mom about you. Also she's mad at me now about this, too

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@ByAnyNeens i regret my mistake

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@janelillianlevy my literal life #struggle

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

Is connecting on LinkedIn a form of #flirting or Nah? If no I've been doing it all wrong...

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@GsonJW @TheCarmelo24 @Power106LA @DJmustard @YG @chancetherapper down my man

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

This is what my mom is making me buy her for mother's day - a $97 pillow that says "go to the gym." #unsure

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

the friends you make through having people watch your computer while you go to the bathroom are #friends #forever

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

When you take your anger out in your linguistics commentary about how women are better at communication #oops

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

@janelillianlevy I love you

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

When your mom passive aggressively changes the amazon account password on you #butthurt

[Zoe Brown @theREALzoebrown]

Random texts from @jlindwall26 #bestpersonever