Shiffty

If I can't go overboard, I'm not going onboard at all!

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

See you tomorrow.

[Tony Dungy @TonyDungy]

I feel sorry for Antonio Brown. He’s been blessed with amazing talent but he’s lost track of the fact that football is a team game. So is life. He thinks he’s the victim but he’s missing out on the real joy that comes from being part of a team. He’ll be the big loser in the end!

[Nick Offerman @Nick_Offerman]

Dear #FargoStreetFair your crafts are resplendent and winsome but does no one purvey a bratwurst or sone damn curds?

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@Brohloff The good old days when Nick was shirtless most of the time

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@Brohloff More people were groped in Notre Dame than the old Turf.

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@KalebJuntunen Nice! I honestly didn't know Vin was a Jackrabbit.

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@MistyMVD @fultonbeer @lagunitasbeer has a 4% abv IPA that's pretty good

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@NDSUfootball @WhiteHouse I hope that they don't force any players or coaches to go if they don't want to.

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@schellbrewer Who cares about those breweries. For the most part none of them make anything that's worth drinking

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

Missed opportunity. Rams should of used both timeouts. Made the Pats run the ball at least once. Chance for a safety

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@steveolivas @XplodingUnicorn Another reasons I like James. Fellow Colts fan here. Not a lot of us here in MN/ND.

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@JoeRandom8791 @AndyCarlsonShow @GrainBeltBeer Grainbelt isn't a brewery anymore. Grainbelt is brewed by August Schells now. Has been for almost two decades

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@ThePanickedMonk I forget August's wife's name. She was the only one that treated the Native Americans like people. She gave them food and blankets when they were starving and freezing. Everyone else told them to "eat grass" and go to hell. Thus they left Schells alone and burned the rest of them

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Some team should give Romo everything they have to be their D-Coordinator.. Cuzzie knows EVERYTHING that’s coming

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@peterfrost @schellbrewer Yeah. Stuff here in ND is a little more expensive than MN. I have had better bourbon barrels. They usually are 15-20 bucks for a 4 pack or bomber though. I don't just rate beer on how good it is, part of it is relative worth compared to others on the market.

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@peterfrost @schellbrewer I think this year was the best cave aged yet. So well priced too. We were selling it for 16 bucks a sixer I think

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

due to a large order placed yesterday, we're all out of hamberders.
just serving hamburgers today.

[Shiffty @theRealShifft]

@XplodingUnicorn @PatMcAfeeShow
You two should do a podcast or something together. You two are the main reasons I look at Twitter most days