SuperHans

your a fucking geek, fuck off

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superledge

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never trust an owl

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@keethteeth187 were were you

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@keethteeth187 be there at 6

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@JezOsbourne thats my joke

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@jezosbourne did you tell mark about the water damage #peepshow

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on the job today, taking some serious water damage #peepshow

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sorry that was meant for dm to jay. jays just a mate needing good exchange rate for holiday do NOT read into it #peepshow

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jaythadeala just got some dolla can we pickup in the multistory 5min #peepshow

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"Gropecunt Lane appears to have been derived as a compound of the words grope and cunt" http://bit.ly/aNeixV (via @liz_buckley @andymalt)

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"as soon as someone is given leeway, some fucker will figure out how design an expanding picture of a fanny that fills your whole screen"

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mate greg on why myspace fucked up by letting you design pages and making the whole site look shit:

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RT Venetian Snares still has the same effect on me. I just threw my friend through a window. (via @robbiedoon)

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@jon_kerr men with ven did not last. there is not a single ven shop. not even off a motorway

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RT @FATJEW: Trees are never ever funny, unless it looks like one is giving another one a blowjob. http://yfrog.com/jkyywj (via @leotaylor0)

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fuck it im gonna vote. gonna proper do it. what time do i have till, jeremy kyle might be on first

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i dont see what gordon brown did wrong, she was big titted #bigotgate

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@JezOsbourne ooohhh tough. tough shit. I did it before 6 yesterday, cos it was the afternoon and after 6 its the evenin

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@JezOsbourne what time?

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@JezOsbourne thats not how shotgun works mate