Tim Smith

Killing the vibe since 1982.

[Tim Smith @theTimmy2Tone]

@sidlowe Consider this list below and consider his age. That tells you everything you need to know about Bernie, even WITH all the quality he has on the ball. If I were a Madrid player with a reputation for low work-rate, I'd be worried...

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@funnydanny @BrendanInJersey @GAPTheatre35 The hard part about playing chicken is knowing when to flinch.

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@StevenMcinerney @lawrence_bury MacAllister shoves his rump into the defender, initiates the contact with no attempt to play the ball himself, never a pen.

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@DanThomasESPN Stevie & Crisps - the eternal romance.

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@Ike_Saul Do you think facts matter to any person/bot on this platform which already labeled you as such? What do you expect from trying to represent a centrist position that increasingly does not exist? - (especially not on this platform)

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@Ike_Saul They are doubling down on historically unpopular policies because they have no intention of conceding political power ever again.

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@travisyost Yeah claiming "our POTUS doesn't sleep like a reasonable productive human being" is NOT the flex they think it is...

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@FPLGeneral I knew what I signed up for.

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@theliamnissan On-brand for someone who aspires to build a modern day "SS."

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@joshuajcannon @lloyd_scragg Yeah I would like to retract everything I thought about this situation before kickoff.

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@GoodKidManCity MAXIMUM ROTATION

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@Ike_Saul We've moved past the "that was horrible but it can never happen to us" phase & nearly completed the "did that actually happen?" phase & now we're in the "if it happened, it was actually a good thing!" phase of historical interpretation in political dialogue. Hence, we're doomed.

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@Ike_Saul Current society is doomed to manifest the same global scale of carnage of 100 years ago, because no one is left alive who experienced it the last time. And if there's anything left after we're done, in 100 years humans will do it all over again. We can't help ourselves.

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@Lana_del_rico Never won Armory League so the rest has an asterisk.

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@StevenMcinerney And you've got some parenting to do tomorrow.

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@JohannaMellis Green on the vine.

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@ultimatesascha $$$$

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@SamLee Managed to get the studs on BOTH of Nico's legs there

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@lloyd_scragg Lyonesque