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Get in witches, we're going learning!

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Many exciting things about this announcement. But best of all is that @peterboghossian, @Ayaan, @Docstockk are founding faculty fellows. This university will welcome witches who refuse to burn: https://t.co/ZqRLXcF2n0

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@BuckSexton Just a normal tourist visit

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@WhiteHouse

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@RepNancyMace @KenPaxtonTX doesn't

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@libsoftiktok

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@bennyjohnson @bennyjohnson it's ok, you can come out of the closet....it's safe

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@libsoftiktok Clutch your pearls more, twat

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@CluelessAlert @Austin_Police This is based off your extensive experience in these matters?

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@WhiteHouse Hatch Act much?

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@DHSgov @TSA Hatch Act much?

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@TSA Hatch Act much?

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@DHSgov Hatch Act much?

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@gregkellyusa @jamestalarico Fuck off, NY trash

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@PinoAmericano Fucking lolz

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@KenPaxtonTX @DC_Draino Bro, go fix your eye and stop cheating on your wife

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@DavePlumb15 @EdKrassen

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@SouthwestAir Your assigned seating/boarding process is TERRIBLE

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@MattWalshBlog "objectively successful".........lol

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@realJennaEllis @TPUSA @NFL

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@itsJohnRocker I heard John Rocker visited Epstein Island

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@jasonc_nc but there are also marked differences.

I'm in agreement that the skyrocketing costs due to private equity having a stranglehold on the industry is beyond ridiculous. That said, there are still valid reasons to choose a custom over a commercial and vice versa

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@jasonc_nc I'm not under any impression. As a retired firefighter who has operated both custom and commercial apparatus, I think I speak from a place of understanding the different considerations. Custom vs commercial certainly have similar capabilities (tank size, pump capacity, etc.)