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[HIM @theWeekndNaija]

.@theweeknd earns the highest grossing show by a black artist in history, with $9.890 million from 54,703 tickets sold at MetLife Stadium in East Rutherford on July 16 as part of the 'After Hours Til Dawn Tour'.

[veriTY™️ @VERITY_HQ]

😂😂😂😂

[Cami ☆ @realcfccami]

It either you choose slide 1 or slide 2.

Either ways, we still win😂..

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatedera]

Ronaldo’s last penalty goal was three months ago
@AlNassrFC_EN please go and renew our robbery subscription 😭😭😭🙏

[HIM @theWeekndNaija]

Iran?

[Roman Spartan @WydRomanX]

Japan and Belgium were easy…

Let’s see who can crack the last one.

[HIM @theWeekndNaija]

@Gosleepriya 9116

[TENIOLA @Teeniiola]

Only Wizkid can say this 😂

[zero football knowledge @zerobalknwledge]

Barcelona fans Logic

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

Hitler in heaven watching Florian Wirtz drop another stinker on English soil:

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

You attacked us for supporting Ronaldo over Jay Jay Okocha

I hope you’ll be a patriotic Nigerian tomorrow and support our legend Victor Osimhen against Barcelona 😂 @ultimate_kombo

[kemboi @Cfc_Kemboi]

Carlos Baleba has more siblings (7) than Manchester United have wins in 2026 (2)

[harrrsha @WizStatz]

This one even go Cybercafé 🤣

[saymuyi🐋 @nobodylikesmuyi]

my mama go dey hide things like say she dey live with thieves, i don cut yam finish like this i no see oil i go use fry am.

[Sarauniya of Kaduna @Gwazavictoria]

Someone said their child talked so much at school the teacher moved her seat and sat her next to a non-verbal student and the non-verbal child started talking too😭😭

[Oku @oku_yungx]

Emeka the men you sat with are OGs. They didn’t tell you because they are capable of harming you but because of the future.

You are too slow and emotional to handle life lessons.

The Ego of a stupid man.

[Ayo @thelifeoflateef]

my papa press 3.7 give my sister for my front for school fees. Walahi I no sure say I wan follow una born sha
3.7 debit on a random Sunday🤣

[(fan) Hater Central @TheHateCentra]

PLAYERS OF THE WEAK

Starboy (Saka) — Elite winger
Amad — Unplayable winger
Vinicius Jr — Elite decision-making
Mbappe — Clinical finisher
Florian Wirtz — World-class performance
Barcola — Generational talent

Football won this week👏

[ahm3.x @_ahm3x]

Stop begging it

[HIM @theWeekndNaija]

Florcola

[(fan) Frank 🧠🇾🇪 @FrankEra_]

Wirtz is definitely the biggest big-money flop in Premier League history, without a doubt.