Sarah on Twiter

I am studying for a career in finance. I pay my own bills, am comedic, love my mom & being single. I work as a server, and love traveling w/ friends.

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

Seattle !!!! I LOVE my home town !!!!!

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

@realDonaldTrump Fuck Off you gigantic disgrace and abomination! Every REAL American Patriot should have the right to peel back that thick skull of your and piss on your brain you pathetic loser!

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

Really???? Give me a fu**ing break!!!!!!!

BBC News - White House likens Trump to Churchill in WW2 https://t.co/4zLVAavnjE

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

BBC News - Calls for a 'Straight Pride Parade' cause stir https://t.co/GrXtoqjHgF

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

@WillMartin1979 Hi Will, This is your cousin, tweet me back and I'll explain, Sarah @The_1stSolution

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

@daweiner You posted this, why???

[St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office @firstsheriff]

The beaver tweet may go viral! All joking aside, the beaver was safely rescued by animal control & was released to a wildlife rehabilitator.

[St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office @firstsheriff]

Cpl. Yingling had a unique call for service when the suspect, pictured, was witnessed causing prop. Destruction at a store in Char. Hall.

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

https://t.co/lmfKNH4bwz

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

OPEC could send oil prices surging over $55 a barrel—or cause prices to plummet to $40 a barrel—next week. https://t.co/ViqQzKi9mD

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Our quote of the day is from the American writer Upton Sinclair

[Financial Times @FT]

China has ordered all residents in its Xinjiang province, home to an 11m Muslim minority, to hand in passports https://t.co/R9fldvIob5

[Bloomberg @business]

Supermodel Doutzen Kroes is on a mission to save the world’s elephants https://t.co/Se21MJWitP

[theBERRY @theberry]

When I manage to resist all of those #BlackFriday deals

[Blake Hounshell @blakehounshell]

The president-elect had some Black Friday deals to offer

[NASA @NASA]

Seeking out those monster #BlackFriday deals? See a monster black hole visualization here: https://t.co/YTCSdTxYyc #BlackHoleFriday

[Scream Queens @ScreamQueens]

When you and your girls get those #BlackFriday deals... 💁 #ScreamQueens

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

@GiGiHadid what an incredibly self indulgent pig you are to mock an intelligent & stunning woman like Melania Trump U uncomedic bitch, move

[The Economist @TheEconomist]

Will the Iran nuclear deal be scrapped? Much may depend on Trump's choice for secretary of state https://t.co/yrjWI1m989

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

Looks like lower prices gas, for a while https://t.co/kAgcMu8zxf

[Bloomberg @business]

The math stacks up for OPEC to cut oil output. The Saudis don't have to care. https://t.co/mAK1oCPoxl via @Bfly

[Sarah on Twiter @The_1stSolution]

@business really, who cares at this point?