Andrew Bowen

I'M THE GODDAMN FRO-MAN! *Punch*

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@Galaxharr Symptoms include: Sudden onset cockney, excessive Downton Abbey Observation, and Copious tea consumption.

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.@CassieTownsend I'm a Commando! First I was all "Bang! Bang!" then my turret was like "WOOOSH! KA-BLAMO!" #Borderlands2

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@CassieTownsend What class are you playing?

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@CassieTownsend Hm... This gives me ideas.

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@CassieTownsend That makes sense. Quite honestly the lack of liquid thing doesn't annoy me enough to destroy my suspension of disbelief.

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@CassieTownsend @Technogreek Just out of curiosity; Couldn't they use bags of rice or Plaster of Paris to weigh down the cups instead?

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"Kilgore Blackman Hardware. I'm not sure if that's a store or a hate crime." --The family, on a road trip.

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Just passed a Little Debbie snack truck and a milk truck. This is going to be the most delicious accident ever. #4AM

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With a little bit of plywood and good intentions, the Supermall in Tukwila, Washington, would make a great serial killer's death maze.

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"I've been in a blacklight room for the past four days, it kinda fucks with your sense of reality." --My Mother, @artharpy

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Another word from my boss: "Pollockostomy" 1. The act of removing a polish person from an event. 2. Me.

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RT: @pattonoswalt: "Well, this was a gimme." -- whoever has to title the porn version of PACIFIC RIM

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So my boss makes up words sometimes. Here's one: "Vaticanization" To cleanse. See: Anal Bleaching. #putthisinyourheadandthinkit

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.@pattonoswalt Rat toe, chair bleaching, splat. #sideeffectsmayinclude

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Cram this in your earholes and listen to 100 of Some(Movie)Thing 020, Spartacus http://t.co/rVeZXICF #movies #afi #andsosmywife

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100 of Some(Movie)Thing 017, Easy Rider http://t.co/NF6YwboQ #movies #afi #getsit #Iamatroll

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@DrewAnnCarlson Some men, Master Bruce, just want to watch the world burn.

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100 of Some(Movie)Thing 016, A Night at the Opera http://t.co/haETxc0R #movies #afi #getsit

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"Coming up, can puppies really give you cancer? Stay tuned" MT: DrewAnnCarlson: "Why's the news always so depressing..."

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"Coming up, can puppies really GU e you cancer? Stay tuned" MT: DrewAnnCarlson: "Why's the news always so depressing..."