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Boredom with a spicy side of sarcasm that results in shitposting. Yay.

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I was born for this.

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@thrivemarket has now enabled autoship on random items you may not have ordered in years, and they're hoping you don't notice.
Don't accept #fraud
Don't accept #lies
Don't accept crafty bullshit disguised as #business

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Jonesing for @BMWPDS 🚗

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Sprinting across the house towards the cacophony that is baby + toddler + 3 dogs while yelling *YOU'RE ALL IN DEEP 💩 RIGHT NOW!* only to arrive to halos and angel wings.

Yes, I'll take that drink.

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@sol_orwell Deadpool (both), Snatch, Boondock Saints, Shawshank, Fight Club, Big Lebowski, Zombieland (both), the Mummy, WWZ, any Daniel Craig or Brosnan Bond

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@drwillcole Just like the sun when I'm hungover.

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@anothercohen Harvard degree will absolutely do more and make you more. Unless you're someone who's just here to ride un earned coat tails.

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That moment when you dance with somebody new, to the song that somebody else used to own.
No longer owns.

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@balajis Ouch. Yep.

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My phone now auto-corrects f*ing to #fungible .
Do I have to move to SF now?

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@0xRyze I'll let you build your pretty little society then send a Ghost just to end it all in one anti-climactic moment.

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@__mharrison__ No, I can't fix your printer.

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@mikiebarb Well @VCBrags has been trending for who knows how long.... so take their timeline^infinity and just eat the junk that comes along

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Expecting to be impressive that your @Tesla is 'faster' than basically any internal combustion vehicle is like expecting to be impressive that you said an elephant is bigger than a poodle.
Duh. Direct power-to-wheels, you big, sexy man.

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@sol_orwell Got halfway through that tweet and already knew how it was going to end, you monster.

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@Austen .450 is way more accurate than I'd like to see them at 😳

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@NeuroDataDefrag The road to recovery from Tesla-cult is a hard one, but you've made the first step! 👏

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[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

San Francisco is gorgeous, but you can’t really help a place that doesn’t want to be helped.

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I love how easy it is to weed people out these days... but really, how is it that this many people are so f*ing stupid and lacking in personality? You can't process human interaction but you expect to get laid????

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@sol_orwell My dog wears two-legged-front-pants. Aka his harness, which we call his pants. 🐕😁