Madison Hanson

Be excellent to each other, and Party On, Dudes! ~Abraham Lincoln

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Hey, sorry I’m late... I was just making sure all of my houseplants were okay before I left.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

@Toby_M_Filip You managed to both of those things at the same time quite frequently lol

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Sometimes I just stare at my cat for hours. What else could I do? She’s a goddess among us✨

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Today, during my lunch break, I ate a grilled cheese I made in the air fryer, then laid face down on my bed for the other 40 minutes. Not sleeping, just... existing.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Pleased to announce that since adopting my kitten and best friend, Gizmo, I no longer require human interaction. No person could fulfill my social needs like my cat snuggled up in my lap, purring. I will be taking no further questions.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

I woke up this morning and immediately needed to just lie on the floor and maybe let a single tear roll dramatically down my cheek.

[Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog]

You can hold the cat in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

No it was something else

[Mark @markaduck]

Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Seeing a lot of people posting their Spotify ‘on repeat’ playlist, but I’m not quite ready to expose the true extent of my inner hippie... I’m already low on friends, nobody needs to know how out of touch with modern music I am.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

So how far out are we from sending a guy in a box to the 80s to get Bill and Ted to keep the band together and save the world?? At this point in time, I think Wyld Stallyns is the only thing that can help us...

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Told my mom I would come over for dinner and game night tomorrow and she that was okay as long as I bring my kitten along. I see where her priorities lie...

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

@Toby_M_Filip My parents’ cat is named Turd Ferguson too lol

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

@Toby_M_Filip Mr. Reeves really came through for us

[Doug Baldwin Jr 🙏🏾 @DougBaldwinJr]

MLK wrote this in 1963. It is as relevant today as it was the day he wrote it.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Can I even call baking a hobby if I don’t post a picture of everything I bake? Or if I don’t announce that I baked cinnamon rolls to take to my grandmother are they still real? Is my kind act even worth it if I don’t post pictures of me handing them off?

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

Isolation has given me great productivity, but only for 2 hours at a time. After that I have to lay in bed and play animal crossing for 5 more hours to recover. Then I’ll probably bake some cookies. It’s all I can manage.

[Matt Hunziker 🍉 @matthunzi]

Get ready for the song of the summer!

[Taskmaster @taskmaster]

Did what work? This is just a normal photo of Greg?

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

I need friends on Animal Crossing so we can all water flowers to increase their bloom rate. I also just need friends.

[Madison Hanson @the_MadisonAnne]

I stayed up ridiculously late at night to paint my nails after my favorite faction in Skyrim because I’m losing my mind.