The Friendly Oracle

hope your bookie likes ramen

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

I met worry once, in a dark thick woods. Coals burned.

Worry looked at me, and I at it.

And I worried.

Until I realized, none of us ever existed in the first place

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@Cokedupoptions @kingdragonitis

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@TomFornelli Please don’t joke about playoff puck Tom

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

Trent Williams was drafted in 2010 ?? Wtf ??

[Corey B @CoreyB08]

“Jaylen is overpaid can’t go left”

“Tatum isn’t top 10”

“Porzingis won’t even play 35 games, no one worried about him.”

“Jrue is going to be awful come playoffs”

“Team lost all its grit and defense losing Smart, Grant, Rob.”

“Team has absolutely no depth”

“Mazzulla is an awful coach.”

Has now turned into: OBVIOUSLY CELTICS ARE THE FAVORITES THEY ARE A SUPER TEAM.

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

At Denver airport…just heard “group 6 for Spokane” boarding at gate next to me. Group 6 ? For Spokane ? Someone check in on these people

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@big_time_kahuna Low key SC too. Reverse trap

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@big_time_kahuna LSU, Purdue, tcu, fl st, Arizona

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

“What do you want to eat?”

“Chicken a la carte”

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

BLUE WHALE PLAY

🐋🐋🐋

CLEMSON -7

🐋🐋🐋

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

Friday mood

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

Hold ur nose and hammer western mich and Fresno st this week…just Oracle things

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

Is it time we as a nation discuss Brice young’s eyebrows ?

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

6 point teasers are for dudes who close the fridge w their hips

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@king_dragonitis Burger cmon now what did we talk about

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

#18 on France women’s is fucking dope. Drogba vibes

[Ethan Hurwitz @HurwitzSports]

#Patriots OLB Matt Judon calling his shot.

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@king_dragonitis Burger 🤦‍♂️

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t wait for College Football

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

Just wanna wish @king_dragonitis a happy Father’s Day. Truly the greatest dad to the greatest gay son ever. Hope you and pippen are enjoying your special day.

[The Friendly Oracle @the_OC_oracle]

@amariamcgee Utopia Avenue