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be good or be good at it.

[SB @the_OG_SB]

@bexpro34 HAHAHAHHAHA

[SB @the_OG_SB]

Me during my first three marathons: “ok I must carb-load, be in bed by 10, and drink NO. ALCOHOL. before my long run”

Me now: “ok as long as I’m in bed before midnight and limit myself to three drinks, we’ll be good to get up at 5am and run 20 miles”

[SB @the_OG_SB]

The best part about going from running a marathon to being a “marathon runner” is the level of seriousness in training.

[jake gyllenhaal too well @gap_lorax]

Love the little league world series. Something about watching an 11 y/o fighting for his life on the mound, bases loaded, no outs, and he hasn't been able to find the strikezone for the last 7 batters. He just wants to go play fortnite, but instead, he's getting raked on live tv.

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

My stand up special, 37 & Single, is going to be on @netflix August 15th. I could write a million words here and it would just be emotional ramblings. I’ll write one thing, THANK YOU.

[SB @the_OG_SB]

@Michelle_Ann511 Me too but I want to so bad. They’re not good 😭😭😭

[SB @the_OG_SB]

HAPPY FOURTH OF….lmao jk

[SB @the_OG_SB]

I love Nolan for a lot of reasons but one of the top reasons is bc he reacts to every meal I make as if it’s been crafted from a Michelin star restaurant

[SB @the_OG_SB]

I’d give anything to be an aperol spritz girly but I’m just NOT 😭😭😭

[SB @the_OG_SB]

The worst person in Philadelphia is the dude driving a Ford F150 with a New Jersey license plate. EW.

[SB @the_OG_SB]

Omg it’s like he heard me screaming from center city

[SB @the_OG_SB]

Apparently I’m the only person in this city who forgot to bring an umbrella to work GOD DAMMIT

[SB @the_OG_SB]

@capcatsparrow Schedule your lunch, it’s always better from the source

[SB @the_OG_SB]

My mom is the queen of good tea

[SB @the_OG_SB]

@gap_lorax HAHAHHAHAHA

[SB @the_OG_SB]

@capcatsparrow Omg I need to watch this

[SB @the_OG_SB]

Day 1 of marathon training - “hill repeats at a 7 min mile” ….but what if I physically CANNOTTTTT

[SB @the_OG_SB]

If I ever become the person who constantly posts the countdown to my wedding …just….push me out the 21st floor window of my office building.

[Lucy on the Ground @lucyontheg]

I truly have no words. This is one of the most insane episodes of television in the history of television. They’ll study this in college psychology classes…I’ll remember this forever. It was not overhyped, it’s exceeding every expectation. #PumpRules