James Shepherd🇰🇪

Just a good ol' country boy.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@EconofAgri I thought he was making glue🤦‍♂️

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@randyardhani @khurram_aziz123 I'm so glad I understand this reference. #BalladOfBusterScraggs.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@Ma3Route @mojaexpressway @KeNHAKenya Standstill traffic on the Expressway.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@KeNHAKenya You announced that the slip road joining the Nrb-Nkr highway to the Southern Bypass at Gitaru interchange would be re-opened on Aug 11. Today is 18th Aug. The alternative routes you shared are pot-holed farms, not roads. We are suffering. Re-open the slip road ASAP.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@JoshJohnson doing a Mandela accent in post-@Trevornoah TDS is just the balm we needed. The healing of the wound from Trevor's departure can begin!

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@mh_golfer @Alphafox78 If the clock is set to the 12hr format, 00:59 would actually read as 12:59am.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

A million seconds ago was May 23rd
A billion seconds ago was 1993
A trillion seconds ago was 30,000 B.C.

The US national debt is now rising by $1 Trillion every 180 days.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@kasujja Here are some insights on some names being mentioned as frontrunners.

https://t.co/HOo36W2tr1

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@flightradar24 Nice try. Almost fooled me. #BAW9999

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@DCI_Kenya @Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC Nabbing these conmen is easy. Shutting these Paybills down is easy. Kenyans don't have to suffer. This is an easy takedown.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@KeNHAKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @Ma3Route This lorry has been stuck at Gitaru interchange since yesternight blocking access to the Western Bypass.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@NCBABankKenya @ncbacare Makes no sense that picking a chequebook should take 30min, reactivating a dormant account should take a good 2hrs. Westlands Branch. The policy that branch that domiciles the account must be the one to reactivate is punitive. Heard of Branchless Banking?

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@Ma3Route @KeNHAKenya @NPSOfficial_KE Kinale Forest near Soko Mjinga. Possibility of grid-locked traffic.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

@KeNHAKenya @NPSOfficial_KE @Ma3Route @SakajaJohnson The Nothern Bypass interchange at Ruaka is blocked by protesters.

[James Shepherd🇰🇪 @the_Shepherd254]

Rest in Eternal Peace, @joebonsall. Your music and tenor will continue to ring for generations to come.

[jared otiato @JaredOtiato]

Sad and Furious at the same time… We condole together as MOBA and ask for the release of our brother @gabrieloguda #FreeOguda

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Uhuru Park needs a nightclub and restaurants the way a submarine crew needs parachutes.

[Fact @Fact]

There is no Starbucks in the town of Starbuck, Washington.

[General CQ Brown, Jr. @GenCQBrownJr]

I was saddened to hear of the death of Kenya Chief of Defence Forces Gen. Francis Ogolla. On behalf of the men and women of the Joint Force, I extend my deepest condolences to his family and loved ones, and my thoughts are with the Kenyan military as they cope with this tragedy.