ΛRCHMΛGΞ

what are you doing in my tower

IG: @_archmage_

[floop @floopdacoop]

Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:

[juju🌴 @jujubazofc]

Eu fingindo estar bem com uma situação que claramente está me afetando

[ℵ @BLXXDBVTH]

For Professor X to be an omega level mutant that nigga always getting packed up

[Palworld @Palworld_EN]

🚨 Revamped World & Story!
Unravel the island's mysteries through a series of story-driven missions!

Vast new areas to explore, and existing areas improved to make them feel more alive!
Get ready for a fresh new adventure on Palpagos!

Palworld 1.0 arrives July 10!

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

a negroni sbagliato… with prosecco in it

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True

[々 @ayospawned]

Women will literally say 'idk maybe I'm just crazy' right before accurately predicting a sequence of events with 100% psychic precision.

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[🧞‍♂️ @gofastmotorcycl]

Meep meep ass locale

[Jyggalag, Princess of Order @_Jyggalag_]

Folks, let me tell you about this Talos situation. It's a total disaster. A complete and total disaster. Talos? Great warrior back in the day, they say. Maybe the best, some people are saying. But let me tell you, his time is over. Done. We're ending the worship of Talos.

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Why the fuck is he meeting with the Thalmor

[Tommy Beer @TommyBeer]

Dude

[ΛRCHMΛGΞ @the__archmage]

@OWCavalry who keeps letting devs put their OCs in the game

[kyle @knicks_tape99]

He forgets his wallet by the Knicks bench and Jalen Brunson slips on it

[Moses 💣 🧨 ★ ☭ @cookoutsessions]

Trump when Mitchell Robinson is about to shoot a free throw

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenneth_Belkin Do I look like I’m a part of the elite oligarch class. This was taken at a super 8 motel off I95 by the way.

[ΛRCHMΛGΞ @the__archmage]

@cantsmokehere the short skirt w a lonng jacket is abt the desire for a woman who is simultaneously two separate, almost opposite women, everything yet nothing all at once, a woman w multitudes; perhaps something to the world vs. something different she only shows the singer etc etc

[ᛝ Tyr ᛝ @tyrssn]

gn people of azeroth