Isaiah

Musician🎹 Service writer 🛠✏️

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I was told today by a 17-year-old that there was no way people were writing 10 page papers without Al.

Dude, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Chase Damani 🦍💸 @asapnyamss]

my entire relationship history feels like a series with people finding the most creative ways to embarrass me for believing in love.

[A.K.A @kayzywizzzy]

Crazy how your spirit knows something is off before you physically see it.

[halo 𐙚 @pIain_tofu]

no one prepared me for the fact that when you have a 9-5 you can't like. go to the dentist or the doctor or anything anymore. because you work. and when you don't work they're closed

[Isaiah @the__sleeper__]

It’s crazy how everything just 180s. It’s a whole other life lived.

[Isaiah @the__sleeper__]

Is there an end to this feeling? You’d think it was yesterday 😒

[advanced nanobubbler tech @facetedcarapace]

There is a percentage of the population that inexplicably doesn't accelerate on freeway on-ramps and tries to get on the highway going 30 mph and I do not understand it

[Inverse Cramer @CramerTracker]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Isaiah @the__sleeper__]

The “i only fw you when I feel like it” is real loud.

[🫦🫦🫦. @1fine_sznn]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
& then told mfs “im alright”

[Bab'Zulu🎺 @Just_Zulu]

"When I was at your age, I survived a pandemic and didn't leave my house for 2 years. You'll be ok if you don't go out tonight"

🤣 We finally have a line to use for future kids

[Isaiah @the__sleeper__]

@ace_plp41 @TrueBrvnd @dallasmavs Bruh we definitely need to hit a game.

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

my twenties have taught me that people really are THAT horrible and they would really do you like THAT

[Jaane @idek_tb]

I think people forget that being in a relationship is actually a RESPONSIBILITY that you owe to the other person.

It’s not a “I’ll do things my way and that’s final”, it’s about consideration.

[STILLTRU @itsstilltru]

adulthood is so crazy man cus outta nowhere a $700 expense could just fall out of the sky and you just gotta figure it out

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

Shit look like eco style gel