Billy The Kid

I will win. Not immediately, but definitely.

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@DCI_Kenya

[Yoyachris @yoyachris1]

Still on Forest Primary School.
Miss Dona at some point was forced to remove her panty to show the teachers she was bleeding, instead of listening to her , 'Nyaunyo' whips intensified..,😭💔

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@Briankariu Like buying a used condom

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@BenardMakumbi_ Damn some asshole already removed mine

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Bro to Bro:Masturbation will make you Stay broke if You don't change

[Random @His_randomness]

Tumewai jaribu kazi ya matatu with my pal. Usiku sacco. Yeye kadere, mimi makanga. After all expenses, morning tulibaki na 150. We tried the next night, trip ya mwisho, we had 700 bob as the profit, not bad.
Tukipeleka gari parking, dropping off the last passengers..

[JP Attueyi @jpattueyi]

I just watched a video about a man in the US who discovered that his wife had been having an affair.

They divorced.

The wife then started dating the man she had cheated with.

While they were together, the man did some digging and noticed something disturbing:

Their 4 year old child was the spitting image of the man his wife had been having an affair with.

Convinced the child wasn't his, he sued for a DNA test and tried to recover the $18,000 he had already paid in child support.

The DNA test confirmed that he was NOT the biological father.

But the court told him he could not legally recover the child support he had already paid.

I went into the comment section and saw a lot of men lamenting.

But little did they know that if this had happened in a state like California, things could potentially have been even worse.

And this is where things get really interesting.

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

Hi just a my emergency wtf the ahtvis that....for like 6months... some lady got pre and made a younger model of my mom....haha

[Fafa Mukuru @osoroKE]

Dem alipata mkidi na Kerry Martin out of a one night stand. Sasa akaanza kumanipulate jamaa na kumuextort, seeing the kiddo has connected to wifi ya sayuni.

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@Calbrimorgan Still worth it

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Middle class Nairobi huanga buried in loans na wanakuanga one salary away from ghetto life

[Topz @tophz_]

My mom always said my dad “left and never paid a cent.”

I grew up believing it.

No birthday calls. No presence. Just silence and anger whenever his name came up.

“Deadbeat,” she called him.

So I stopped asking.

I was 19 when everything changed.

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[Erick @MasculinitySato]

Men,

Family men, gather here. Those still carrying children in their testicles should stay silent and learn.

The children are served first. The man follows. The wife eats last.

She eats in the kitchen; if she chooses otherwise, that's on her.

Tradition still stands.

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Someone came to sell me a 256 GB iPhone 15 Pro Max. He told me that the Lipa Mdogo Mdogo plan involves a Ksh. 36,699 depo and weekly installments of Ksh.2990 for one year. I asked if I could buy it in cash and pay the full amount but he declined.That they only do Lipa Mdogo Mdogo

[Ongeri KE @EugeneOngeri]

Kuna kijana wa Form 3 ameshikwa akipalilia mboga ya auntie yake kwa compound ya uncle yake. Despite aunt yake kukubali makosa na kusema pole after kupewa beating na kuulizwa mbona anaachilia shamba yake hadi mtoto mdogo anai-access, kijana yeye amekataa kabisa anasema hizo ni story tu wanamwekelea. Mpaka mwenye aliona jembe ikiwa nje ameshtuka vile jamaa anaruka hiyo Story 😂. Kumbe hiyo sasa ndio ile kuwa a Real Man bana adi kuna mzee amemtolea kofia 😁💔

[Kerry 🇰🇪 @kerubo_hillary]

That inspection rule on private cars will have Kasarani police eating good
Sidhani kuna polisi huenjoy kuharass private cars kama wa Kasarani

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@_Sakko What was the damage? Nione kama wamepadisha ama ni the usua

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@MuchiriH There were mobile speed limit around the road from nyeri all the way to kenol

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@majau_k We gonna get used to 60-80 km/hr

[Billy The Kid @the_arcz]

@L0rna_li You don't look that damn